PR nightmare strikes again! Gamehelper's head cheese
was among the fortunate to have prime seating at the Sony keynote one row ahead of us, and the unfortunate recipient of a crushing blow to the head from a Mr. Destructoid robot projectile. We were hamming it up with large soccer balls inspired by Media Molecule's LittleBigPlanet
when one bounced off my alter ego's head in a volley and nearly killed Naked BoB. Luckily he was an excellent sport and a gentleman, despite the headache he will in no doubt carry for the rest of his days. I also accidentally attacked four small Asian women at last night's most excellent White Wolf party
in a heated moment of industrial music, which resulted in the sudden death of a half-finished Guiness that I dutifuly replaced.
When we're back from South by Southwest I'll be sure to invest in a proper chinstrap and rubber cement.
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