At least it didn't take too long
Fret not, eternally enraged European Atlus fans, your tortured existence is about to become a tad more sufferable. At long last, the patch enabling cross-platform multiplayer in Dragon's Crown has arrived in your neck of the woods, NIS America has proclaimed.
Now PlayStation 3 and Vita players the world over can frolic astride one another whilst hacking and slashing gorgeously-rendered monstrosities in the latest adventure from Vanillaware. Enjoy.