Update: It's up!
You've been waiting forever, and now the moment is finally here! Tonight at midnight we will scrap the old comments system once and for all, and begin testing a brand new threaded comments system. To accommodate for the momentary technology costs, all of your accounts may be accidentally deleted for 24 hours. We're also turning all staff accounts into community blogs, as I prefer to run a flat and idealistic company.
If you think any of the above is false because tomorrow is April 1st, then you don't know me. I'm a man of my word. Be here to smell it with your own fingers!
To celebrate this momentous event Mr. Destructoid will also cross-dress as a lanky Asian woman for a day. Why not? I've always wanted to do that.