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Dark Souls screens coax sperm out of my jolly erection

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I am at once giddily excited for and terrified about Dark Souls. I cannot wait to get into a another beautifully bleak world and have the limits of my patience strained. However, I also know this game will overtake my life and send me into a spiral of obsession and angst for several weeks. 

Let's not worry about how the game will ruin lives (in a good way) though! Let's look at this sexy new screens. These shots in particular are focused on showing off the game's multiplayer component, which should prove just as fascinating as the one found in Demon's Souls

Now, let us all look at this game and masturbate our tumescent staffs until we cum off. As is the way we appreciate all games. 

[Via andriasang]


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