Cosmo: Gamer girls get more sex than those other ones

According to Cosmopolitan, the lifestyle magazine for women that you could probably wank off over if you’re incredibly desperate, women who play games have more sex than women who don’t. The mag’s shared some dating tips for girls, advising that they buy a Wii or go to an arcade with their male counterpart. That’s how the sex happens!

Naming only a “recent survey,” Cosmo claims that a gamer girl gets stuffed in the squirmhole four nights a week, while non-gamers get to fill their sweaty kebabs thrice per week. That’s one extra night of fat dildo action for those boring “normal” folk!

“If you don’t have a Wii, hit up an arcade together,” suggests the mag. “He’ll be in man-date heaven, and you’ll win too.”

For some reason, the magazine didn’t tell women to get a headset and log in to Xbox LIVE. I heard that’s where all the studs hang out, and boy do they ever love to hear a female voice over the microphone.

Gaming girls get better dates? [Game Reactor] [Image]

According to Cosmopolitan, the lifestyle magazine for women that you could probably wank off over if you’re incredibly desperate, women who play games have more sex than women who don’t. The mag’s shared some dating tips for girls, advising that they buy a Wii or go to an arcade with their male counterpart. That’s how the sex happens!

Naming only a “recent survey,” Cosmo claims that a gamer girl gets stuffed in the squirmhole four nights a week, while non-gamers get to fill their sweaty kebabs thrice per week. That’s one extra night of fat dildo action for those boring “normal” folk!

“If you don’t have a Wii, hit up an arcade together,” suggests the mag. “He’ll be in man-date heaven, and you’ll win too.”

For some reason, the magazine didn’t tell women to get a headset and log in to Xbox LIVE. I heard that’s where all the studs hang out, and boy do they ever love to hear a female voice over the microphone.

Gaming girls get better dates? [Game Reactor] [Image]

Jim Sterling