Contest! Mail random crap to us, win a video game of your choice!


Destructoid's new office is kind of a hippie commune: A move inspired by four guys who started a comedy web site out of their spare bedroom by pooling their money instead of living in separate budget apartments. The Dtoid Bordello's current inhabitants include our new programmer James (cblog voting is coming!), Colette, Rey, and I. Oh, and this guy. It also beats taking unnecessary money out of the company to put a roof over our heads. (Ziff Davis, you taking notes?) Nevertheless, our living the dream quarters looks a little sparce. That's where you come in: Send us random crap!

Contest Rules & Prizes

Send us random crap to decorate the office! The stranger the better. Make us laugh. Make our visitors worry about us. Unlike that other mail-in contest we're judging both packaging and contents: use alternative materials to wrap your stuff. Surprise us. Pro tip: Visit a thrift shop for ideas. If we pick your package you'll win a game of your choice (must be a retail game available in stores now under $59.99, sorry - no Radiant Silvergun) on the Wii, PS3, 360, PC, DS, PSP, or PC -- shipped anywhere in the world. 

Every 16th day of the month we'll post photos of all received items and announce the winner, so be sure to check and see who won.  The contest never ends -- look for a new winner each month.  Bonus: The first person that sends us a package will win our signature vagina-destroying condoms.  Hit the jump for more details:


Send fan art, knitted things, retro shit, robots, steering wheels, inflatable biceps, fox masks, LEGOs, posters, drawings, transformers, severed GI Joe heads, Jack Thompson (why not?), carved wood, aluminum foil, ocarinas, bear skins, plastic dinosaurs, street signs, photos of you in jail from stealing street signs, photos of you playing ocarinas, papercraft, haikus, surf boards, compromising photos of your grandmother, you and your friends playing video games at a Narp framed and ready for hanging.  That would be awesome, actually. 


Send us anything nice, rare, or expensive.  That defeats the point.  We literally want random crap. Don't actually send us a literal bag of crap. No poo, please! Don't be creepy, bro. Don't send us a bag of sperm and roaches. No bodily fluids, needles, a box full of aids, insects, soiled clothing, food, children, salad dressing, tires, bowling accessories, czech pornography from the 60's (wait, that's actually fine), God's  creatures (unless professionally taxidermied), bombs, mysterious white powder, or anything uncool with the post office or experienced cougar women. Don't send a zip lock with a packet of mayonaise, a slice of bologna, and a spork. Do send it to your zealously bitchy bipolar bagel-selling activities director without explanation and be there when she goes to check her inbox. Film it and send us that.

Address your entries to:

3301 NE 1ST AVE, PH 17
MIAMI, FL 33137

Thanks and good luck! Also, PR people, plz update your address books. We moved.



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