If SOPA gets passed, at least I know it won’t affect my Public Domain ingredients only soup website: That thing’s just about soup.
Comments of the Week is a feature where we scour the front page, community blogs, forums, social media and the 200 year old Russian wax carvings not under any intellectual property management looking for comments. The ones that make you think, the ones that make you laugh and the ones that make you cry (but also laugh), and consolidate them into an entertaining package for the viewing pleasure of you, the Destructoid community.
Comments will fall into three categories:
TRUTH: Tomato and Basil Soup.
LOL: Pea Soup. (lol pea sounds like pea, I mean pee.)
WUT? Chunky Soup. (It’s not soup, it’s stew dammit!)
[Many thanks to LawofThermalDynamics for his contributions this week.]
Sean: From Talking to Women about Videogames: Why am I doing this? 
Sean: JONATHAN HOLMES IS CREDIT TO HUMANITY.
Law: True story. I once saw Jonathan Holmes give a blind man sight.
Law: From The Question: Is Metal Gear Solid 5 necessary? 
Law: I think we’ve all had high school health ed and it clearly stated that in order to be alive one requires food, shelter, sleep, and videogames.
Sean: I once killed a logician, just to empirically verify that he would die.
Sean: From Twitter 
Sean: Not sure what SOPA is? This Washington Post blog pretty much sums it up. It basically means that Guilty Until Proven Innocent will be the new Innocent Until Proven Guilty in cases of copyright infringement. This might affect you if, for instance, you like videogames blogging websites. You do like videogames blogging websites, right?
Law: From What kids want this Holiday: iOS devices, 3DS and Kinect 
Law: Remember the stupid stuff we wanted as kids gents? I wanted [deleted]
Sean: I want all that stuff Batman has. Except the dead parents. I’m happy with alive parents.
Sean: From Dyslectic Ginger 
Sean: Seriously, Holmes should sell those molds. He’d make a fortune.
Law: I’ll take three!
Law: From Modern Warfare 3 breaks records makes 775 million]Modern Warfare 3 breaks records makes $775 million 
Law: Fun? Who the hell plays videogames for fun? Am I right guys?
Sean: I play them just to keep from constantly touching myself.
Sean: From 30
Sean: Many happy returns to M Randy Dixon, who now begins his descent into senility and adult diapers. *salutes*
Law: Hahahaha he’s already fapping in public. It won’t be long until he starts saying racist things in post offices.
Sean: From To Randal Marshal Magembay Oswaldt Sarah Jessica Parker Dixon 
Sean: Getting a hand job in a park by a businesswoman while dressed as Thor and staring at a double rainbow? That’s one for my Bucket List.
Law: From Telltale employees caught reviewing Jurassic Park 
Law: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Sean: From Escape From Dogshit Island 
Sean: The twist? There’s no dogshit on Dogshit Island.
Law: Double twist: The only shit on the island belongs to the deadliest of all creatures…Man.
Law: From Two parents actually called their child Dovahkiin 
Law: *rolls eyes*
Sean: Can I get a FUS ROH DAH?
Sean: From Google+ 
Sean: Max is our Social Media guru. Yup.
Law: From PSN DRM: Try remote deactivation of all your PS systems 
Law: I believe this person is trying to make us aware of his status as an awesome person.
Sean: What a charming, affable fellow.
Sean: From Jimmy Fallon does NOT deserve that Link on Epona statue 
Sean: If they give out Link on Epona statues for Crazy, I’d agree that you definitely deserve one.
Law: I disagree that getting a tattoo is crazy. You shine on you crazy diamond!
Sean: Ugh…fair enough. This one’s for you, Crazy Man: 
Law: From Trolololol PSN will be down all tomorrow 
Law: Sarcasm? I don’t know but Ahahaha I’m laughing at your anger which may or may not be fake due to the exaggerated nature of your inflammatory comment.
Sean: Sarcasm is hard to pull off; even with stage directions related to gory suicide.
Sean: From Facebook 
Sean: Here we are, blogging about videogames, little realising the people out there, like Lyle, on the ragged edge; playing games based on recommendations, enjoying some, and not enjoying others.
Thank you Lyle. Thanks for keeping us grounded. God bless you, Lyle. God bless you, every one.
“Sir Poopface is a fountain of Wisdom!” -Aurain [aka The Bear King]
From What you love about the internet 
That’s all we have time for today. Join us next week, except if the internet disappears of course.
