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Comments of the Week: Better late than never

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And welcome back to Comments of the Week, which is THE community showcase of the whole entire site. Why? Because this is where your host, Dreamweaver — I hear that guy's totally awesome — have compiled the funniest, silliest, and creepiest comments that you guys have said. That's right, I hear everything! So whether or not you've been away and couldn't play, or you simply want to remember all of the kooky things that went down when you were here, then this is for you. As always, you can check out these comments in three flavors:

TRUTH: falling in love has similar effects on the brain as doing cocaine.

LOL: except without feeling like trash the next morning!

WUT?: well, unless you went bareback.

If you haven't checked out last week's edition, probably because you didn't even know it existed, then head on over to this link in order to check it out! I plan to eventually get back to the regular regimen sooner or later, but until then, just go with the flow!

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From THE BEST ASH KETCHUM FAN ART ON THE FIRST PAGE OF GOOGLE

Dreamweaver: Except that guy over there. What a jerk.

From NAMCO ORIGINALLY PITCHED POKKEN AS A TAIKO: DRUM MASTER GAME

Dreamweaver: He dodged my tomato. Doesn't he know how expensive they are!?

From CAPCOM IS CONSIDERING AN ARCADE MODE FOR STREET FIGHTER V

Dreamweaver: Could be worse. Could've already been on the disc and we had to pay for it.

From NINTENDO LEAK MAY HAVE CONFIRMED NX LAUNCHING THIS YEAR WITH ZELDA NX

Dreamweaver: I dunno, sounds like he's kinda biased to me.

From THE CRITICS' CHOICE SALE ON PLAYSTATION NETWORK IS WORTH A LOOK

Dreamweaver: He's probably the reason why PlayStation Sales exists in the first place.

Dreamweaver: Your subconscious is showing!

From NINTENDO SAYS FIRE EMBLEM FATES IS THE 'BEST-EVER LAUNCH' FOR THE SERIES

Dreamweaver: KOALAS!? You might as well make the game unwinnable at that point.

From PSA: THIS SATURDAY IS 'POKEMON DAY' AT CERTAIN RETAILERS

Dreamweaver: I mean, logicially, logically, right guys?

From A FEW PEOPLE HAVE ACTUALLY 'BEATEN' DEVIL DAGGERS

Dreamweaver: Or sex with me, from what all the women say.

From THIS DARK SOULS III STRATEGY GUIDE COSTS TWICE AS MUCH AS THE GAME ITSELF

Dreamweaver: I like that it's in the middle, so when people say the book is completely blank, you can tell them to git gud at reading.

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From REVIEW: FAR CRY PRIMAL

Dreamweaver: ...I hate all of you.

Dreamweaver: At least they're the reason humanity will survive the zombie apocalypse.

From CHOOSE VULGAR OR MUM IN THE NEW JAY AND SILENT BOB CO-OP BEAT-'EM-UP

Dreamweaver: No one can voice Silent Bob as well as he can.

From SUBNAUTICA'S FARMING UPDATE IS MORE MY SPEED

Dreamweaver: I'll have to remember that the next time something aquatic freaks me out.

From THIS OVERWATCH GIF EXPLAINS WHY I LOVE IT SO MUCH

Dreamweaver: I knew this cock worked in advertising!

From THERE'S GOING TO BE A REAL SWORD ART ONLINE VRMMO

Dreamweaver: It's like a dyslexic kid with a race car bed.

From POSTAL IS GETTING AN HD REMAKE

Dreamweaver: It's like a dyslexic kid trying to write poetry.

From WATCH THE NEW POKEMON NINTENDO DIRECT RIGHT HERE

Dreamweaver: Just say "boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina."

From NINTENDO ANNOUNCES POKEMON SUN & MOON FOR 3DS

Dreamweaver: Think carefully about which version you purchase.

Dreamweaver: Oh boy, I want to be cut next!

From SPLATOON IS GETTING ITS OWN THEMED CANDY

Dreamweaver: Ah, something aquatic that freaks me out! It's like if Harley Quinn had a baby with an ugly octopus!

Dreamweaver: I guess he was telling the truth.

From THIS MONSTROUS SNORLAX PILLOW CAN BE YOURS, FOR THE 'LOW' SUM OF $460

Dreamweaver: Throw your hands in the air if youse a true playa.

Alternatively: you can get "low sum" on "monstrous" Snorlax for $460.

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From BROFORCE SECURES A SPOT IN MARCH'S PLAYSTATION PLUS LINEUP

Dreamweaver: *cocks old-timey flint pistol* You'd best answer the question.

From FALLOUT 4'S MOD SUPPORT ON ALL PLATFORMS IS ON THE WAY

Dreamweaver: ...Is he going to finish the story? Because I'm personally invested in the part with the fruit salad (yummy yummy yummy).

From THE PC PORT OF DISGAEA IS AN ABSOLUTE MESS

Dreamweaver: I wish I didn't.

From CAPCOM'S RE-RELEASING RESIDENT EVIL 4, 5, AND 6 THIS YEAR

Dreamweaver: Can I play with you like that?

From CHARMANDER IS OBJECTIVELY THE MOST POWERFUL GENERATION ONE STARTER POKEMON

Dreamweaver: I... think this is funny?

From NINTENDO EXPECTS TO SELL LESS 3DS HARDWARE, MORE WII U SOFTWARE

Dreamweaver: Wait, if the console suplexes me into an explosion, does that fall under insurance or warranty?

From ORI DEV: NINTENDO IS BEING TOO SECRETIVE WITH THE NX

Dreamweaver: But your friend's uncle's second cousin twice removed half-sister's dad is such a dick.

And that's this for this edition, folks! I hope you had a good time, and I hope my groupies will meet me in my dressing about 16 minutes. You know who you are.


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