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Yo, Dreamweaver's in the house, so you all know what that means!

What the f- PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THAT! (Why aren't the girls taking their clothes off?)

No, it's time for Comments of the Week, you darn perverts! You know, the weekly community showcase where fellow members, such as yourselves, can have their turn in the spotlight simply by making a funny in the comment sections? Man, you should know the drill by now! I mean, we only did this every week as a service to those who either couldn't be here to see the comments themselves, or simply want to enjoy them a second time around. I bet all the lust made you forget that, as always, comments are placed into three categories:

TRUTH: it takes 12 pounds of milk to make just one gallon of ice cream.

LOL: it takes one teaspoon of semen to get a girl pregnant.

WUT?: what could you do with 12 pounds of semen?

If you haven't seen last week's edition, then you should get up on that! I mean, you don't have to, since this isn't like a soap opera where missing a single episode means you have no clue what the hell's going on... but you should, because I don't like you and you need to vacate the premises.

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From Review: Mighty No. 9



Dreamweaver: Don't look at me, I'm just trying to figure out why the Penis is capitalized.

From Zelda: Breath of the Wild Hylian text doesn't hide any cool secrets


Dreamweaver: Just like Playboys. Well, back then, anyway.

From Ed Boon wants to make a fighting game featuring all horror icons


Dreamweaver: Story mode confirmed.

From Two Overwatch pros quit in shame as Korean teen proves she's the realness



Dreamweaver: What I'll say when I lose my virginity.

Dreamweaver: "Both players a tad scared. They were not prepared. She outplayed like a beast."

Sounds like my first mmf threesome with a hooker.

From Mass Effect: Andromeda ditches Paragon/Renegade system for 'shades of gray'


Dreamweaver: This looks like a depressing version of Six Flags to me.

Dreamweaver: Don't be like that! You could become a sperm donor, or a "milk man." #SpreadtheShade

From Deadlight: Director's Cut quietly released today


Dreamweaver: You're not sorry. Your avatar gives you away.

From Wilson's Heart was my biggest surprise of E3



Dreamweaver: I would've also accepted Steve Urkel from Family Matters. Bonus points if it's revealed at the very end when he says "did I do that?"

From Yacht Club Games poll for next game includes Metroid, Zelda, Spelunky options



Dreamweaver: If only such a number exists, like a 6 or a 9...

From Kick your weekend off with this PlayStation Flash Sale


Dreamweaver: "I hated myself for this, just so you know."

That's what my sister says after sleeping with me.

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From No Man's Sky developers dealt with a killer legal battle for the game's name



Dreamweaver: I claim you in the name of France.

Dreamweaver: Get out, Gaj.

From Someone allegedly tried to steal the Zelda: Breath of the Wild E3 demo


Dreamweaver: And security officers, but no one ever gives THEM credit.


Dreamweaver: Hi, roughly 4 years old, I'm Dreamweaver!

From Review: Zero Time Dilemma



Dreamweaver: Didn't think I'd have to dig this one out of the vault so soon.

From MeiQ: Labyrinth of Death denied Australian classification



Dreamweaver: Yo dawg, I heard you like featuring comments, so I featured my comment that was featured by someone else. Featured.

From Comcept is dealing with Mighty No. 9's launch woes



Dreamweaver: Glitches get stitches. Patches.

From Pokemon Sun & Moon is getting a special 3DS XL, and I want it



Dreamweaver: Only Pokémon nerds will get this one!

From Wow, the Xbox One S is bigger than I expected


Dreamweaver: Nothing says "I love being with you" like checking your Tweets during sex.

From Blizzard is altering Overwatch's competitive mode again due to player feedback


Dreamweaver: This deal is getting worse all the time.

From DestrUKtoid - Goodbye



Dreamweaver: I swear, that's like South Park-quality levels of combining current events.

Dreamweaver: Honestly, this was my favorite reply from Comment of the Week this week.

Shame it had to happen in a sad article. You all will be missed. :(

Especially you. You know who you are.

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From Site news: You can block whole user accounts in comments now



Dreamweaver: I read that as "what if you cock yourself" but since my penis was too short I didn't answer.

From Berserk Warriors release date confirmed, first screens


Dreamweaver: Psh, yeah right. Next you'll tell me it was printed on paper.

From Yo-Kai Watch's 'create-a-cat' feature is the cutest thing you'll see all day


Dreamweaver: Dang it, Dangus!

From Hey, look, a Vita game got announced!



Dreamweaver: Where are the buttons? Don't tell me it's motion controls!

From Damn, we missed out on a Disney Infinity Benedict Cumberbatch toy


Dreamweaver: Maybe you need another beer.

From Sony loses another legal battle, this time over PS3 Linux dispute



Dreamweaver: As a robot, it took "break a leg" too literally.

From Sony says Neo won't shorten PS4 lifecycle


Dreamweaver: They're not!? But... but I made friendship cupcakes! :(

From Nekro's Quickpost 

Dreamweaver: So that's how the Goddess feels when she sees me masturbate...

From Mighty No. 9's nearly four-hour-long credits last longer than the game


Dreamweaver: Do people have, like, a stopwatch in case this happens?

And that's it for this edition! I hope you had a good time, and I hope to see you again next week. As always, don't forget to comment about your favorite comments that made it in, or let us know about the ones that didn't! And Discord users, don't be afraid to message me about something you saw! I'm not ALWAYS in Quicktoid! :P

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