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Cashwh0re shirts are finally available and you can win!

2008-02-11 16:55:00·  2 minute read   ·  NO LONGER WORKS AT DESTRUCTOID
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Destructoid is proud to announce... well, maybe not proud, but, let's say ashamed to admit? We now have Cashwh0re shirts on sale on our marketplace. Stop reading this post and go buy now! At only $14.95 you can't go wrong.

Tralse things about our shirts:

Each shirt may or may not come with 100 bucks and a Nintendo Wii!

If you buy this shirt, Adrianna Lima will seduce you... or not!

No Paris Hilton's were harmed in production... Unfortunately!

Each shirt is or isn't made from endangered baby snow owls!

So click Here now and make your dreams all come true! Exclamation points! Hit the jump to find out how you can win and maybe how you can save Nick Chester's life by buying these shirts... Or not.

 

 


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Celebrating Cashwh0re's 6 year anniversary and also our 2 month anniversary of lying about it, we have to have a way of enjoying it with you. Destructoid loves our community, and we also love, need our life juice, overly enjoy, sometimes imbibe in the spirits. So to combine these two great things we will be buying the booze for you. This could be the best $14.95 you will ever spend. Especially if you are underage! Destructoid.com does not condone the use of alcohol by minors... but Cashwh0re does. So next week if we spot you at GDC, or around San Francisco, in a Cashwh0re shirt, we are buying you a drink. (Bail money not included in T-shirt offer)

 But wait! How can you win? Well, for no clear reason, I cannot control my hate for Paris Hilton. So make me laugh by adding a caption to the attached Paris Hilton picture, and we will send out shirts to the 3 funniest entries.

 

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