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Album Releases

So, I made two very dissimilar works back to back. One where I channelled my inner pop rapper ala chance the rapper/macklemore etc. and it's about me cumming out but mainly about promoting positive self image.  That one is here:&n...

 
 
 

Mental Health Struggles and All That Jazz

"Listen closely: the only time it’s too late to change yourself is when you’re dead. Until then, you’re simply making excuses or lying to yourself." - Some cunt on tumblr.  Firstly, this blog was originally post...

 
 
 

The Evil Within 2 Impressions - 12 hours in.

 The Evil Within 2 is a sequel that improves on the original 100 fold. I don't say this lightly, but I'm about 12 hours into the game and I like it more than Resident Evil 4. That's my 3rd Favourite game of all time. So, let that...

 
 
 

Still Shilling Like A Shameless Whore

Who isn't though? I have this conundrum a lot. I don't like reading self promotion blogs, and I hate writing them even more. I'd rather tell you about all the awesome things other people have made.  Like, are you aware the new Met...

 
 
 

Progress!

So, I've been really productive lately. Isolation, new medication, weed, and enough nicotine to kill a water buffalo will do that. I've written 5 chapters of a story and a 7 song ep. Here's the first chapter of my story: Roughly 12 cl...

 
 
 

Hollow Knight: Capturing the Spirit of Dark Souls

Hello internet. My name is Blake, and for a little while, I had a crippling addiction to the Souls series. This addiction often manifested itself in strange ways. I'd have dreams where my roommate was one of those skeleton wheeled fuc...

 
 
 
 

My Stupid Game Ideas

  Metroid Prime Meets Quake... Sort of. The Above pic is from the indie game "In the Kingdom." An artstyle like that but a bit less minimalist would ideally be what I'm aiming for. So I have this idea about a game. It essential...

 
 
 

Nintendo Switch: Maybe Hold off on the Praise

 So, the Wii-U Nintendo Switch was announced yesterday, and I have to admit, it does look kind of neat.  From a tech standpoint, a device that can plug into any screen and with that kind of versatility is fascinating, and thi...

 
 
 

Under-Appreciate Awesomeness Vol. 3

Well, uh, this was supposed to be a weekly blog huh. Guess that didn’t happen. And I guess I’m not going to promise regularity from now on either. Anyway, I have new games for you to try! Powerslave EX Try if you like: Ser...

 
 
 
 

Under-Appreciated Awesomeness: Volume 1

Here's the deal. You like games. I like games. You don't know what to play. I have suggestions. Three of them, to be precise. They're games that were either undeservedly panned by critics, or just flew under the radar for most people. ...

 
 
 

The Gender Agenda

In many modern societies, the words "gender" and "sex" have become unfortunately synonymous despite distinct definitions. Sex denotes the anatomical difference between a male and a female, whereas gender is defined as the ro...

 
 
 

The Facts: Video Games Cause Violence

Video games are a steadily growing medium, with titles like Call of Duty, Halo, Fallout 4 and Grand Theft Auto eclipsing their target demographics and becoming worldwide phenomenons. By August of 2015, Grand Theft Auto 5 alone had sol...

 
 
 
 

Shut Up About Dark Souls' Difficulty

 Dark Souls is my favourite game of all time, but to most journalists, it's nothing more than a masochistic masculinity test. "Oh, it's so difficult, aren't my balls so much more testicular than yours? I'm so good at gaming, loo...

 
 
 
 

Your Childhood Sucked

Are you in your mid 20's to late 30's? Was at least a month of your childhood consumed by a Final Fantasygame? Do you still have nightmares about the first time you encountered a Licker in Resident Evil 2? Do you still have ...

 
 
 

Ye Old First Person Shooters Do Things Better

Usually, I'm the first person to tell nostalgia hounds how wrong they are. You know the ones. Those folks who think that their two million 2-D brawlers are somehow more diverse than our two million military shooters. The kind of peo...

 
 
 

4 Worst Video Games Ever Made

There is obviously far too much positivity on the internet, so to counterbalance it, I thought I'd bring some bile and vitriol to the table. Some games are just terrible, and it's up to us as gamers to collectively shame the ...

 
 
 

Discrimination!

You know who I hate? Gay people. They're sexist and they hate women. We should burn them. Straight people too. Are you aware that just by preferring one gender over the over you are discriminating against almost half of the population...

 
 
 

Chrono Cross Remix

Hey, I made a remix of the track Dream of the Shore Near Another World. If you could, please watch it, like it, and comment? I'd like this to get out there and get some views. I'm sorry if this seems like tacky self promotion, but I don't s...

 
 
 

Playing Dark Souls Using My FISTS!!!

Hello, people of the internet! I'm Blake Turner, and today I am going to play Dark Souls in ways it clearly wasn't intended to be played. We're talking alternative builds here guys, and the first is one I'm lovingly referring to as "Fist Pu...

 
 
 

Blakes Top 20 Most Anticipated Games of 2013 Part 1

Ok, so the first article I've written for a proper gaming site is up. I'm quite proud of it, it's a rewrite of part 1 of my top 20 games of the year. Please read it, like it and/or comment on it, but especially like it, partly because it l...

 
 
 

If Game Developers Made Movies!

Well, it's been a weird couple of years for the entertainment industry, hasn't it? After the video game industry collapsed in 2014 due to the astronomical costs of developing one level and the fact that Atari tried to make another E.T. adap...

 
 
 

Resident Evil 6: First Impressions

Ok, this will only be a short blog, I promise. I am planning to do a seperate review of each campaigne in Resident Evil 6, but for now, I'm just going to note a few things. First of all, what the fuck is with the prologue? It takes an u...

 
 
 

Top 20 Favourite Games of all time: Part 2

Well, I'm finally getting around to part 2. For my destructoid readers, it's only been a couple of days since I posted the original blog, but for my 1-up readers? It's been about 2 months. I did start to write this ages ago, but I kept chan...

 
 
 

Violence in the Media: My Opinion of the Myths

Human beings tend to have a morbid obsession with death, and it's evident in every part of our lives. It's our biggest fear, the reason for religion, the basis of all medical science, and our biggest source of entertainment. In movies an...

 
 
 

Top 20 Favourite Games of all time: Part 1

Procrastination is a fun thing. When I should be writing an essay about moral relativity, I instead opted to do a top 20 favorite games thing. And because I'm lazy, I've decided to split it into two parts, just so I can I can do the other h...

 
 
 

Female Characters in Videogames

In todays games, female characters have all the personality of a brick. They have one purpose: To satisfy perverted young men. And that would be wholly appropriate if you were writing characters for Leisure Suit Larry. Unfortunately, we are...

 
 

About whatsacowone of us since 2:50 PM on 09.18.2012

Hi I'm Blake, and I love video games. I'm mainly into platformers, rpgs, fps games, and skating simulators - though I'll give anything a chance.

Favourite Games:
10. Oddworld: Abe's Exoddus
9. Fallout New Vegas
8. Skate 3
7. Castlevania - Aria of Sorrow
6. Tony Hawks Pro Skater 2
5. Silent Hill 2
4. TES: Oblivion
3. Doom 2
2. Resident Evil 4
1. Dark Souls

Favourite Movies: The Raid, Cabin in the Woods, Shaun of the Dead, Clerks, Fight Club, Machete, Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog.

Favourite TV Shows: Community, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, Daredevil, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Black Books, Spaced, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, 30 Rock, etc.

Favourite Bands: Leprous, Maudlin of the Well, Diablo Swing Orchestra, Clouddead, El-P, Busdriver, Open Mike Eagle, Dalek, Agalloch, Eminem, Cynic, Porcupine Tree, Ne Obliviscaris, Opeth, Wolves in the Throne Room, Moonsorrow, Unexpect, Enslaved, etc.
 
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