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Well my IT teacher is clearly high as fuck. Red eyes, real dopey, reeks of weed and won't stop eating. Would be hilarious if she wasn't overseeing my practical exam.

 
 

Has anyone on here played Steep? Is it any good? I kind of miss extreme sports games and was looking at giving this a go

 
 
 

My girlfriend is the real pussy magnet tho.


 
 

Turns out my jacket is a pussy magnet.


 
 

What's your favourite Soulsborne title? For me it's 1.Dark Souls 2.Demons Souls 3. Bloodborne, 4.DS3 and 5.DS2

 
 

Which is your favourite: The Office, Parks and Recreation, Brooklyn Nine-Nine, or The Good Place?

 
 

I'm so sick of GRRM fans getting shitty that he might die before he completes the series. Fuck you you entitled pieces of shit. You aren't owed anything, and tying an entire person's existence to a product that ultimately doesnt matter is disgusting.

 
 

So iconoclasts is currently doing a single player co-op stealth boss that is extremely reminiscent of The End from MGS3. This is a weird game. I love it!

 
 

Whats your favourite genre of game that is kinda dead? Mine is skateboarding games. Motherfuckers need to get me Skate 4 and a good Tony Hawk game asap!

 
 

I can't watch people playing games on the YouTubes because I get annoyed at how bad they are. Then I watched some Uncharted 4 footage I accidentally recorded on ps4 and was like "wow, I'm terrible at video games. I just fucking jump everywhere."

 
 

Name of the Wind is quickly becoming one of my all time favourite books. God this cover is accurate though.


 
 

So many people enjoying hollow knight now it's on switch, but when I was telling people how great it was last year they were just like "oh great, another indie metroidvania..."

 
 

The iconoclasts swordsman bossfights in the tower are kinda pissing me off. Maybe it's just me, but I can't tell if he's going to attack me normally or teleport behind me and attack me and you need to parry him to deal damage. Mrgrgr.

 
 

Wow. Iconoclasts is amazing so far. Loving every second of it!

 
 

Looking for another metroidvania fix. Should I get iconoclast, dandara, or chasm?

 
 

New addition to the family! Meet Blackfyre.


 
 

My cat sleeps on my ps4. I don't know how healthy this is for its lifespan, but she seems happy.


 
 

What's everyone's game of the year contenders so far?

 
 

Yokus Island Express is really awesome. I'm surprised at how well metroidvania and pinball mesh together. It's also damn charming.

 
 

Holy shit no man's sky is good now!

 
 

Monster hunter world is definitely shaping up to be goty material

 
 

I think I'm broken because I still find Dark Souls 3 the hardest in the trilogy despite everyone saying it's the easiest.

 
 

Just got monster hunter world, any beginner tips?

 
 

This is not based on my last qtoid but on some other comment sections: man I hate the "video game defense task force" that comes out any time someone so much as hints that the medium has flaws.

 
 

Is there any game you personally find morally repugnant?

 
 

What's your favourite mega man x game? I'm looking at giving the series a shot for the first time.

 
 

Ladies of Tera, I don't want to tell you how to live your lives, but maybe it's not the smartest of ideas to treat greatswords like they're stripper poles.

 
 

Playing as a female in mmos and then revealing I'm male always goes well. Apparently I'm leading them on because I'm not a total twat online, and this justifiably leads to death threats. I guess my mistake was treating them like human beings.

 
 

Interview went well, though the interviewer was wearing the exact same outfit as me. He even had the same glasses.

 
 

About whatsacowone of us since 2:50 PM on 09.18.2012

Hi I'm Blake, and I love video games. I'm mainly into platformers, rpgs, fps games, and skating simulators - though I'll give anything a chance.

Favourite Games:

Dark Souls
Demons Souls
Bloodborne
Hollow Knight
Fallout: New Vegas
Metroid Prime
Guild Wars 2
Super Metroid
Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow
Castlevania: Rondo of Blood
Phantasy Star IV
Ys: Oath in Felghana
Us Origins
Legend of Zelda Windwaker
Beyond Oasis
The Witcher 2 and 3
God of war 2
Mass Effect series
Dragon Age Origins
Brutal Doom
Doom 64
Blood
F.E.A.R.
Stalker: shadow of chernobyl
Resident Evil 2
Resident Evil 4
Silent Hill 2-4
Horizon Zero Dawn
Nier Automata
Powerslave (ps1 version)
Legend of Grimrock 2
Final Fantasy IX
Persona 4/5
Metal Gear Solid 3
Skate 3
Tony Hawks pro skater series
Tony Hawk underground
Morrowind
Gothic 2
Elex
The Evil Within 2
Soma
All the Kirby games
Momodora
Oddworld Abe's Exoddus
Dying Light
Catherine
Dragon Quest 8
Undertale
Risen
Enderal
Bayonetta
Devil May Cry 3
Ninja Gaiden (xbox)
Lost Odyssey
Path of Exile
Red Dead Redemption
Fable
Serious Sam
Dragons Dogma
and many many more




Favourite Movies:

The Raid
Cabin in the Woods,
Kubo and the Two Strings, Martyrs,
Shaun of the Dead,
Dogma,
Fight Club,
Dr Horribles Sing Along Blog,
Most Tarrantino
Most Wes Anderson

Favourite TV Shows:

Community
Brooklyn Nine-Nine
The Good Place
Game of Thrones
Crazy Ex Girlfriend
Archer
Frisky Dingo
It's Always Sunny
Black Books
Spaced
Parks and Rec
Arrested Development
The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
30 Rock

Favourite Bands:

Leprous,
Maudlin of the Well,
Diablo Swing Orchestra, Clouddead,
El-P,
Busdriver,
Open Mike Eagle,
Dalek,
Agalloch,
Car Seat Headrest,
Milo,
Cynic,
Porcupine Tree,
Ne Obliviscaris,
Godspeed you black emperor!
Mogwai
Death Grips
Brockhampton
Cult of Luna
Neurosis
The Ocean
Deafhaven
Alcest
Kayo Dot
Massive Attack
Gorillaz
Portishead
Deftones
Dog Fashion Disco
Opeth,
Wolves in the Throne Room, Moonsorrow,
Unexpect,
Enslaved,
Brockhampton
Isis


Favourite Books

Name of the Wind
Farseer Trilogy
First Law Trilogy
A song of ice and fire
Shattered Sea trilogy
Gentleman's Bastards series
Mistborn
Liveship Traders
Fable
Saga
Chew
Wytches
American Gods
Jonathon Strange and Mr Norrel
Imajica

 
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