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Useless Lists: State Sex Moves (NSFW)

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Every state in the good ol’ USA has its own flag, bird, and food, so I thought, “Why not have state sex moves?” The following is a list of all fifty states and their official sex positions. I apologize in advance.


1. Alabama – The Helen Keller Gagger

2. Alaska – The Alaskan Snow Cone

3. Arizona – The Rising Phoenix

4. Arkansas – The Hot Spring Cleaner

5. California – The Downtown Sushi Roll

6. Colorado – The Bush Plow

7. Connecticut – The Double Dutch Dumpling

8. Delaware – First One In, Last One Out

9. District of Columbia – Mr. Smith Cums to Washington

10. Florida – The Early Bird Special

11. Georgia – Riding Miss Daisy

12. Hawaii – The Honolulu Hump

13. Idaho – The Baked Potato Masher

14. Illinois – The Al Cum Pone

15. Indiana – The Indianapolis 6900

16. Iowa – The Hawkeye Handler

17. Kansas – The Bible Basher

18. Kentucky – The Kentucky Fried Clit-en

19. Louisiana – The Swamp Surprise

20. Maine – The Fish Taco Teabag

21. Maryland – The Baltimore Banger

22. Massachusetts – The Salem B!@#h Trial

23. Michigan – Foaming On The Shore

24. Minnesota – The Folk F@$k

25. Mississippi – The River Rider

26. Missouri – The Miss-Furry

27. Montana –The Farm House Hash

28. Nebraska – The Desert Dessert

29. Nevada – The Show Girl Shag

30. New Hampshire – The Sink Worm

31. New Jersey – The Jersey Jerk

32. New Mexico – The Mexican Mystery Meat

33. New York – The New York Strip

34. North Carolina –The Northern Wind Wiper

35. North Dakota – The Border Pass

36. Ohio – The Low-Hi-Low

37. Oklahoma – The Indian Cuntry Cross

38. Oregon – The Oregon Trailblazer

39. Pennsylvania – The Phili Filler

40. Rhode Island – The Clam Chowder

41. South Carolina – The South Side Slider

42. South Dakota – The Downer Towner

43. Tennessee – The Ticker Williams

44. Texas – The Big Town Ho’ Down

45. Utah – The Utah Unicorn Horn

46. Vermont – The Vermin Vacuum

47. Virginia – The Vertigo Vendetta

48. Washington – The Washington White Out

49. West Virginia – The Virgin Vandalism

50. Wisconsin – The Window Cleaner

51. Wyoming – The Widow Maker
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About wanderingpixelone of us since 4:29 PM on 02.08.2009

I am also a contributer on Damnlag dot com. You can read my column, Broken Pixels and check out all the other great stuff we've got going on there. Just remember to wear pants.

Anyway, about me...

My name is Jack Ninivaggi AKA Wandering Pixel, and I'm here to rock your world! Or at least cause some sort of tremor.

I live over on the east coast in New Jersey. My favorite types of games are those that have great writing. I'm going to college right now and plan on majoring in either communications or literature. When I'm not playing games I'm either reading a book or comic, watching a movie or sleeping. I'm a huge fan of animation and my favorite thing to do is watch old animated films, I'm also a theater geek, and frequently make trips to New York to watch the latest musicals and plays on Broadway. one day I plan on making a living by writing, though I haven't yet decided what kind of writing I want to do. Anyway, this is my blog. Enjoy!

You can contact me at [email protected]

I also have a Facebook you can check out here.

This is my interview, which was conducted by the oh so sexy LawofThermalDynamics.

My Idols:
Stanley Kubrick
Alan Moore
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Philip K. Dick
Steven Spielberg
Hiro Miyazaki
Brad Bird

Here are some lists of my favorite things in no particular order.

Games:
1.) Half-Life 2
2.) Bioshock
3.) Spyro the Dragon
4.) Sonic CD
5.) Shadow of the Colossus

Movies:
1.) Blade Runner
2.) Ratatouille
3.) The Third Man
4.) Spirited Away
5.) Up

TV Shows:
1.) Lost
2.) Big Love
3.) Futurama
4.) Avatar: The Last Airbender
5.) Invader Zim

Anime:
1.) Neon Genesis Evangelion
2.) Cowboy Bebop
3.) Akira
4.) Anything by Miyazaki
5.) Or anything with cool robots

Musicians:
1.) John Lennon
2.) Bob Dylan
3.) John Hiatt
4.) Idina Menzel
5.) Utada Hikari

Books
1.) Harry Potter
2.) His Dark Materials
3.) The Great Gatsby
4.) Biographies
5.) World War Z

Graphic Novels
1.) Watchmen
2.) The Killing Joke
3.) The Long Halloween
4.) Ghost World
5.) From Hell

Comics
1.) Runaways
2.) Batman
3.) Hell Boy
4.) The Umbrella Academy
5.) X-Men

Musicals:
1.) Rent
2.) Wicked
3.) Little Shop of Horrors
4.) Avenue Q
5.) Sweeney Todd

Plays:
1.) Speed the Plow
2.) Hamlet
3.) A Streetcar Named Desire
4.) Our Town
5.) Macbeth

Magazines/Newspapers:
1.) The New Yorker
2.) EGM
3.) Entertainment Weekly
4.) Game Informer
5.) The New York Times

Articles from the front page:
I, the Author: Midnight Run
Nothing is Sacred: Getting into Character
Video Game Characters Solve the Oil Spill Crisis

Motivational Poster Series
Destructoid Editors
Destructoid Community Members

Wandering Pixel's Guide to Amazing Games
Warpath: Jurassic Park

Useless Lists
Things to Do While Waiting for Your PS3 Game to Install
State Sex Moves(NSFW)
Present Tools of Destruction, The Top Ten Guns of All Time
5 Reasons Why I Want To Buy A PS3, But...
5 Of The Most Annoying Dicks In Gaming
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