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Growing Up A Gamer

I fear the new generation of gamers. It may seem silly, but I feel that we are approaching an interesting crossroads in the culture of video games. On one road you have the older generation like me who have been actively gaming since the ...


Howard Stringer Must Be High

There is something very very wrong with Sony. For a company that was genius enough to release the PlayStation and the PlayStation 2 to much fanfare, this current gaming generation (PlayStation 3) has made every single Sony executive retard...


I'm Old -- Street Fighter II

I'd like to steal a few minutes of your time for a chance to prove how much of an old man I am. I've been into video games since the age of 3 when the Commodore 64 and the Intellivision were kings. All of the home systems of the age paled ...


Pray for Smurfette!

Yo listen up Heres the story about a little guy that lives in a blue world And all day and all night and everything he sees is just blue like him Indside and outside Blue his house with the blue little window and a blue corvette And everyt...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Games of 2007

I don�t know about all of you wonderful readers out there, but there�s nothing that I love more than making Top 10 lists. Maybe it�s a genetic imperative that I inherited from my OCD father. Or, it could be the hours of David Letterman I w...


Pics From Vegas (With Dolphins!) - Part 2

Continuing on with the post I did the other day, tonight I take you back out to me and my new wife's trip to Vegas to get married. There's a ton of pictures to go through, so I don't want to set this up too much. I had a great time in Sin...


I'm Out! - NVGR

Hey Destructoid Peeps, I've been meaning to do some blogging here over the last couple of days, but I've been busy as hell getting ready for my trip this week. I promise to you all that I'll be putting up new content starting on Thursday...


Impressions -- Mass Effect

I was having a really hard week about two weeks ago. The constant schedule of a day job mixed with the yearning to be somewhere else and a dash of missing the significant other all culminated into a black cloud hanging over my head. All o...


Unpacking My Childhood -- Part I

I've become a habitual user of the IRC we have set up over at irc.dynastynet.net...so much so that it has started to eat up time that I'd use to play games and write for this website. Today, I'm going to make a clean break. Not forever mi...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- Advertainment Games

There are GAMES and then there are games. The games we'll be discussing tonight on A Weird Kid Top 10 will generally never make it onto any respectable gamer's list of top 10 anything. Luckily for you Mr. Destructoid reader you've got me,...


Why I'm "A Weird Kid"

I spend too much time playing video games. There I said it. I've played games for over 24 years with any amounts of time ranging from 15 minutes to marathon days where that's all I did (I'm looking at you FFX). I've been in trouble a...


One Beer Review -- Mass Effect

So, here I sit. It's damn near midnight where I live and I just finished Mass Effect. I will admit right now that I came into this game extremely biased. I bought the book that came out months before the game came out and read it in 2 ...


What to Do?

I'm going to be having my bachelor's party here in about 2 weeks and I'm pretty stoked. There's supposed to be a whole bunch of people showing up and there's much fun to be had at the Ye Grande Ol' Sausage Party. I'm not much of a typic...


State of the Gaming Nation

I had originally planned to put up a Top 10 tonight, but I didn't quite have the time to put the effort forth to actually finish what I've been working on. You all know that I won't put out something I am not completely satisfied with (u...


Look, I Drink -- Necros's Lounge Lizard

I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought to myself "Wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults?" That's where this posting comes from, the love I have ...


A Word From The Weird Kid...

Hey Everyone, Man, I don't quite know where to start with this one. Ok, how about this. My name is Chris and I post under the name Excremento here on the Destructoid Community Blogs. I wanted to take some time here to personally thank...


Electro Lemon Get's My Vote For Baby Jesus!

I mean look at the quality work he did on my banner up there! Seriously man, you do great work. Now I feels all guilty for the NES collecting dust in the other room...I swear you'll get it soon! Also, I'll never be able to forget about th...


Look, I Drink -- The Workman Mojito

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? The Workman Mojito Yes, that is a pict...


A Weird Kid's Top 10 -- MS-DOS Computer Games

I've stated numerous times that I am first and foremost a console gamer. It's been that way since the early ninties when I first wrapped my grubby mitts around a SNES controller. There was a time back then where I was actually a console...


Get Involved! I Need A Number Zero!

Hey guy's, I'm working on the list for tonight and was wondering if the community here would like to contribute. The Top Ten will be strictly PC Game related, beyond that I can't say. What I need from you all is a truly shitty example o...


I'm Super Cereal!

Sorry about the massive picture up there, I wanted everyone to be able to read it. I was having a bit of a chat with Cowzilla3 last night, and the topic of the Top 50 from Monday and Tuesday came up during the conversation. The subject ...


Holy Crap! Also, A Modest Proposal

Guys, I don't know how to thank you all for your continued support of my silly lists that I put up. I had a feeling that when Hamza told me that he wanted my list to go on the front page as part of the Community Appreciation Week that I'...


Look, I Drink -- Miami Vice

Look, I drink. And I think to myself, there are plenty of others here on D-Toid that do the same. I thought, wouldn't it be nice to share some sophisticated drink recipes with fellow adults? Miami VIce Last year, we went to Canc...


About Excrementoone of us since 5:39 PM on 07.11.2007

Hey robots, I'm Excremento, but you cool and old skool Dtoiders know that already. I've been a videogamer for as long as I can remember. I have well over 27 years of video game experience that I rely on daily, and a near encyclopedic memory of gaming starting with the Commodore 64 and ending with whatever is the current hotness.

Author of The Ten Commandments for Community Bloggers

NES Games
SNES Games
Genesis Games
Female Game Characters
Dreamcast Games
Fighting Game Series
Shitty Games I Own
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups
Robot characters
Third Party NES Soundtracks
EGM #58 May 1994 Readers' Top 10
Final Bosses (SNES)
Things I'm Excited For In Halo 3
Gaming Beverages
Albums To Game To
Cancelled Games
Worst Video Game Weapons
Best Video Game Weapons
Video Game Vehicles
Most Frustrating Moments In Gaming
Useless Game Characters
Arcade Gun Games
Video Game Sidekicks
Overrated Successful Games
Games That Deserve Sequels
Game Soundtracks
Legend of Zelda Games
MSDOS Computer Games
Games I Wish My Fiance Would Play With Me
Advertainment Games
Games Mrs. Excremento Plays and Enjoys
Games of 2007
Ways To Die
Game Series I Never Get Tired of Playing
Games You Had To Leave The NES On All Night To Beat
Games I Forgot I Owned Until I Found Them While Packing Up My Apartment to Move to My New House
SNK Games
Guilty Pleasure Movies
NES Games That You Had to Leave on All Night to Beat
Arcade Beat 'Em Ups

White Russians
Mr. Destructoid's Green Death
Happy Cola
A Pimp Named Butmac
The Electro Lemon
Irish Car Bombs
Neonie's Furry Purple Squirrels
Adios Motherf*cker
Shipero's Italian Martini
Coonskin And Bones
Flaming Dr. Pepper
12-Gauge Shottie
Destructoid Army Green
Miami Vice
The Workman Mojito
n00bmeister's Sneaky Drinking at Work Drink
Necros's Lounge Lizard
The Goomba Smash
Aerox's Lunchbox
Bloodylip's I Have A Dreamsicle