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Dudes playing girls?

Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3 on the Playstation 2 was one of the first games I can remember that allowed the player to create either a male or female character.  It was like time traveling from the wild west, taking a crap in a public toilet via ...

 
 
 

PS VITA REVIEW PART TOO!!!

Okay....so it's been a while since I've been on here.  Frankly, I've been doing stuff....awesome stuff, but this isn't entirely a celebration of me.  This is about Sony.  So what has happened since I last dropped the bomb on the PS VITA?  W...

 
 
 
 

Nerd Nation

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'Gamers' means NOTHING!

Alot of people refer to people like us as Gamers. We even refer to ourselves as Gamers, or at least the stupid parts of us, yet what we are has little to do with gaming. Admittedly if you are ONE OF US, then you probably play Vidia Games,...

 
 
 

Technology is for Loser's

When Adolf Hitler invented the computer in 1792, I doubt he could of ever imagined the chaos that would ensue. From the time flux implosion of 1837, all the way to the 'Crisis of a Couple of Earths', technologies scar on humanity has been ...

 
 
 
 

Video game addiction and you!

What is addiction? Traditionally it is linked to one's willingness to suck stranger penis to continue their desired habit, or shanking their grandmother for $3 in quarters. The reality is that addiction can extend far beyond simple chemic...

 
 
 

Tonicmole is Super-Keen!

I have come to realize that I have been selfish to all my many rabid fans out there. I know that you want more of me. You want to know the ends and outs of my complex and fertile mind. You wake up in the middle of the night from night te...

 
 
 

WE HATE EVERYTHING!

You ever wake up only to realize that at 2 AM the night/morning before you had went on a f' bomb laced rant over how much the Wii sucks Donkey penis? Do you then find yourself rubbing butter on your nipples out of uncontrolled rage, or f...

 
 
 

Enslaved: Review Type Thing

Ninja Theory, best known for it's less then successful Heavenly Sword PS 3 exclusive gave the world a second taste of their unique style of uber game story telling with Enslaved: Odyssey to the West. Now, Heavenly Sword wasn't a total bo...

 
 

About tonicmoleone of us since 1:08 PM on 11.08.2010

I am tonicmole, the prince of unicorns. Straight unicorns.....that breath fire and crap rainbows of destruction, like in the bible. They also feast on the souls of fire imps and pee on them....with fire. They constantly sing a wonderous song about the dangers of premarital sex, and how the danger is what makes it fun. I ride them to the top of Mount Airious where I cry to the god of good feelings known as The Southern Dandy to show me the way to the Happy Land. He replies, "All you have to do is believe in the magic of imagination." I then track his voice through the clouds and harpoon him in the face. As the god plummets from the sky he cries out, "Why!?" and I reply, "Because I am god damn tonicmole!" I then pee on him.
 
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