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Karaoke=Good, Rock Band=Bad!


So i picked up Rock Band this morning before I had to be at work. I got in 2 solid hours with the drum kit, and I was very pleased. Except for the fact that I am going to have to purchase some rubber stoppers since the entire kit would slide on my floor every time i used the kick drum (pedal). I digress...

So I get home after a long night of working (drinking) and decide I am going to try out the vocals. Wow, was I in for a surprise. So i think back to all of those nights filled with Jager and Tequila (liquid courage) and getting in front of a bar full of strangers and belting out classics from Bon Jovi, KISS, random country artists singing about beer, and my all time favorite; Denis Leary's "I'm an A-S-S-H-O-L-E!". Now after getting off stage at said bar, the crowd would humor me with applause. I never thought I was great, just not as bad as the fat lady who tried to sing Prince before I went on stage.

*no that is not me, nor anyone i know

Oh Rock Band, you have proved me wrong! I can't even make it through 50% of most songs on my first try before I am booed off stage. I started on Hard and have since moved to Medium which has warranted (Warrant, that might have been another good Karaoke band) similar results.

Rock Band, I love thee, why must you taunt me so? Now if I could just get my girlfriend to play so she would stop singing in the shower.
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About thedude93one of us since 4:37 PM on 10.11.2007

First off, I abide.

Secondly, love teh haloz. Play a lot of FPS on the 360. The drunken Wii Sports is fun from time to time. Don't own a Ps3 and don't plan on it.

I dig and own almost every retro gaming system, and still play them from time to time.

Other than gaming, i watch a lot of movies (own almost 700 dvds and over 400 vhs). TV sux! I love to gamble as well, poker, black jack, craps, and sports betting.

Occupation- I manage a bar in ATL, which is why 95% of my posts will be slurred. I drink quite often, and AA is for


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