Gaming News, Game Reviews, Game Trailers, Tech News

dtoid   |   japanator   |   flixist   |   tomopop   |   store

the vinny club blog header photo
the vinny club
Posts 0Blogs 7Following 16Followers 1


On Destructoid:
Most Comments

more notable stories


Who updates the homepage?
Our Staff
What is Destructoid?
Long story
Can I submit a story?
Dark theme?
Site rules?
Douche lightly
Ethics much?
Read this
Common sense
Who owns my posts?
You do

Get in touch

Editorial contacts
Meet our staff
Ask a question
Get support
Story idea?
Everything else
Get in touch


The 12 Most Bad Ass C64 Box Arts Ever

Here are the 12 most bad ass C64 covers ever, as voted for by a panel of me me me.

12. Danger Freak

Never, ever, EVER mess with a badly drawn kite flying giant with a shark cock.

11. 1994 - Ten Years After

I predict that by the year 1994 t-shirts and hair will be illegal and we will be ruled by a cyber falcon who records our thoughts with tape recorders up to five or six hundred times bigger and more powerful than the ones we have today.

10. Skateboard Joust

I have a backwards cap, sunglasses and ripped jeans. I also ride an enormous yellow skateboard with DEATH written on it. Beat me up.

9. Road Raider

Mad Max with George Michael as Max? Uwe Boll take note.

8. IK+

Wow, so Steven Seagal is in this game?

" It's a funny story actually. We lied. Sorry about that."

7. Majik

Wait, so is Donald Sutherland actually in this game then?

"This one was a total accident!! Who am I kidding. We lied about that one too! Ha ha."

6. Wall$treet


5. Jumpman

Behold, the jumping white man. Take that, Wesley Snipes!

4. Logo

Hey...this one is actually pretty cool.

3. Oxxonian

Pyramids? Check. Cadillac? Check. Shit imitation droids? Double Check.

2. The Sydney Affair

A game about a sniper so highly trained he can kill you from INSIDE HIS OWN GUN.

1. Hysteria

Every single night, just before I fall sleep, I utter a silent prayer to the Lord above that when I awake I will find myself within the magical world depicted on this cover. Someday he will grant me my wish. And when he does...lock up your centaurs. Shit is gonna get ugly.

Note - all images courtesy of Lemon64 - for all your c64 needs.
Login to vote this up!



Please login (or) make a quick account (free)
to view and post comments.

 Login with Twitter

 Login with Dtoid

Three day old threads are only visible to verified humans - this helps our small community management team stay on top of spam

Sorry for the extra step!


About the vinny clubone of us since 10:08 AM on 01.10.2008

the vinny club on myspace

I am a cybernetically enhanced human being. I have a SID chip for a heart and two tape decks for eyes. And a zip stick in my pants. Aside from my modifications, I can feel and love just as you unmodifieds can. Basically I'm the same as you, except I am completely invincible and I shoot laser beams. It's pretty cool.

My favourite games include:

Bruce Lee, Nexus, Cliffhanger, Law of the West, IK+, the Great Escape, Samurai Warrior - The Battles of Usagi Yojimbo, Syndicate Wars, and Ico.


Read Huge: Top Stories