Unstoppable Juggernaut is my bestest internet friend in the whole wide universe. Forget that fat Texan guy or that mexican that's always in IRC, UnstoppableJuggernaut is the super duper-est. I'm writing this blog because I want to shout...

I find this figure so awesome. This is how it went down: (Brother walks into EB Games, notices figure on cash register) Brother: Hey, Cool figure! How much are they? EB Games chick: This is a promo toy. We only got one, and it's for disp...

Gamespot can suck my balls. Go DIAF Gamespot! I'm gonna grind up your parent company and your advertisers and feed you them in chili! Aww yes, your tears taste so good! Yes! i can taste the failure! Mmmm, Gamespot! Also, I pulled a...

If the IRC images are illegible, as is the case for some people switch browsers or Right-click and view to make them bigger and clearer. This Monday’s investigation: Necros (The shitty Cop Drama) **** ”None of this was staged or rehears...

I am starting this weekly blog about all of the odd paranormal and unexplainable happenings that happen in destructoid. And I am not doing this just for CTZ. I came up with this idea around 100 years ago, give or take a few. I call it... ...

JUST TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME.

YOUR AVATAR SUCKS.

With a few directions from here, you too can have your very own Star-Trek phaser look-alike! (And a dismantled PS3...) And congrats!

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doubt anyone cares ...

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doubt anyone cares ...

I stagger into the room, like a new-born calf. "Hey, it's that mspaint guy. What was his name again?" some say. "Who the fuck is the GAMEGOLBIN?" other question. "Aww fuck" says coonskin05. "GTFO my internets furfag" exclaims puppetpalmich,...

Same as last time! My brother stole my 360 so I'm bored as fuck (again). Bring me those ideas! Previous efforts: ZeroTolo: "Master Chief getting beat up by Dtoid:" "Dtoid as Master chief" Coonskin05 "Gaybear and Wiisucks prancing" "MG...

My gift to Destructoid. Too bad it's a shitty gift too. I worked hard on it as well. Not good at all. It's like getting a macaroni picture of yourself for Christmas. You know they tried, but they failed. And that makes you sad. And just a...

I got Bioshock a whole month after you all!!! Ha!!! I got it later than everyone else! I'm hardcore. It's the greatest game ever. And guess what? YOU CAN PLAY IT TOO! Ha ha! It's so amazing. I can't believe that I get to experience it after...

...yet we did not catch on.

I just had a fuckin' great time with unstoppablejuggernaut (aka CLIMAXone) over the Call of Duty 4 beta. Thanks man! Your the best person from Destructoid I've played with over live. I've only played with two, but still.

btw I finally got the COD4 Beta, so hit me up if you wanna play. I entered my level in N+, but didn't win. I came home today, and my dad tells me "There's mail for you". I check the envelope, and it's stamped toronto. "WTF?" I said. I tu...

I bought these at a Chinese store at my Portugal vacation last summer. You haven’t seen funny when you see a Chinese lady try to speak Portuguese. Anyway, I picked up two packs for a euro, and it was totally worth it. I recently unearthed t...

Sorry for the double post, but wiisucks and testimonials don't go well on the same post. I haven't been here latley as I used to. Every day I would come on and read blogs from the lovely Dtoid crew, do some paint pics, and mess around on t...

Yeah, I kinda slacked off, so here it is: Wiisucks: I thought you loved me Leon! I sent you cookies and everything!! If I can't have you, nobody will! *sob* Ness: Hey you emo prick! Give me my baseball bat back!!

Tron Knotts recently brought up the “style over realism” matter in videogames. I for one agree with him; This new generation’s videogame consoles are geared towards replicating our world around us in virtual form, not creating a unique visu...

I'm bored, so i thought i would tell you about a game. I played The Neverhood about two years ago, when I found it in a box stowed away in my brother's basement. I took it home, along with Syndicate Plus and Full Throttle, but The Neverhoo...

If you didn't notice by now, Niero is up again making tweaks to Dtoid, and i gotta say the my profile front page section is looking SW33T! Keep up the good work!

This game is old, but amazing as hell. The game plays like one big Mario deathmatch, and you have to either stomp or use items on the other Marios (or any other character you select, with the roster ranging from Megaman to Excitebike) to...

After everyone felt the need to make a cblog post about the SAME DAMN THING (Bioshock, anyone?) The repost has already been plundered. Come on, it's a worthy cause, and you get the chance to photoshop the damn stupidest thing ever invented ...

For some unknown reason I am completely fixated with glitches. I get giddy when I pass through an invisible wall or get to a place I'm not supposed to. It makes me appreciate the game a little more. When I found a way to get out of the g...

I divorced Photoshop. I'm now staying at MSpaint's house. We're in a heated custody battle over who keeps the Ron Workman pictures.

I spent all of 3 days getting Zombie Genocider and when I finally got it I "saved and exited". Fuck, now I has no megaman blaster. Why? Because I'm stupid. Someone give me a jar of SPACE JAM so I can smash it over Jordan's fucking face.

Look I like half-life. I also like pizza, but like I'm gonna write up a blog about pizza. Yesterday somehow a conversation about paintball with my friends led to a debate between Halo or Half-Life. They (two of them) are big halo fans. ...

My brother scares me. He and I owned an xbox, and not having internet at the time we never experienced xbox live. I never really gave a thought into it, as I was into RPGs and all around single-player experiences. But my brother always she...