Unstoppable Juggernaut is my bestest internet friend in the whole wide universe. Forget that fat Texan guy or that mexican that's always in IRC, UnstoppableJuggernaut is the super duper-est. I'm writing this blog because I want to shout...

I find this figure so awesome. This is how it went down: (Brother walks into EB Games, notices figure on cash register) Brother: Hey, Cool figure! How much are they? EB Games chick: This is a promo toy. We only got one, and it's for disp...

Gamespot can suck my balls. Go DIAF Gamespot! I'm gonna grind up your parent company and your advertisers and feed you them in chili! Aww yes, your tears taste so good! Yes! i can taste the failure! Mmmm, Gamespot! Also, I pulled a...

If the IRC images are illegible, as is the case for some people switch browsers or Right-click and view to make them bigger and clearer. This Monday’s investigation: Necros (The shitty Cop Drama) **** ”None of this was staged or rehears...

I am starting this weekly blog about all of the odd paranormal and unexplainable happenings that happen in destructoid. And I am not doing this just for CTZ. I came up with this idea around 100 years ago, give or take a few. I call it... ...

JUST TO DRIVE THE POINT HOME.

YOUR AVATAR SUCKS.

With a few directions from here, you too can have your very own Star-Trek phaser look-alike! (And a dismantled PS3...) And congrats!

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doubt anyone cares ...

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doubt anyone cares ...

I stagger into the room, like a new-born calf. "Hey, it's that mspaint guy. What was his name again?" some say. "Who the fuck is the GAMEGOLBIN?" other question. "Aww fuck" says coonskin05. "GTFO my internets furfag" exclaims puppetpalmich,...

Same as last time! My brother stole my 360 so I'm bored as fuck (again). Bring me those ideas! Previous efforts: ZeroTolo: "Master Chief getting beat up by Dtoid:" "Dtoid as Master chief" Coonskin05 "Gaybear and Wiisucks prancing" "MG...