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For Symmetry.

NUMERO 1: Destructoid went from a high-class personal escort to a corner street dollar whore: letting all the rif-raf in. It sucks. I don't want to sound like a baby, but I will anyway. Those who are new, honestly I doubt anyone cares ...

 
 
 
 
 
 

MSPAINT-tacular

My gift to Destructoid. Too bad it's a shitty gift too. I worked hard on it as well. Not good at all. It's like getting a macaroni picture of yourself for Christmas. You know they tried, but they failed. And that makes you sad. And just a...

 
 
 

OMG I GOT BIOSHOCK!!!

I got Bioshock a whole month after you all!!! Ha!!! I got it later than everyone else! I'm hardcore. It's the greatest game ever. And guess what? YOU CAN PLAY IT TOO! Ha ha! It's so amazing. I can't believe that I get to experience it after...

 
 
 
 

unstoppablejuggernaut, I salute you

I just had a fuckin' great time with unstoppablejuggernaut (aka CLIMAXone) over the Call of Duty 4 beta. Thanks man! Your the best person from Destructoid I've played with over live. I've only played with two, but still.

 
 
 

Metanet Software is awesome.

btw I finally got the COD4 Beta, so hit me up if you wanna play. I entered my level in N+, but didn't win. I came home today, and my dad tells me "There's mail for you". I check the envelope, and it's stamped toronto. "WTF?" I said. I tu...

 
 
 
 

I won't be here for awhile

Sorry for the double post, but wiisucks and testimonials don't go well on the same post. I haven't been here latley as I used to. Every day I would come on and read blogs from the lovely Dtoid crew, do some paint pics, and mess around on t...

 
 
 
 

Style and Substance: A response to Tron Knotts

Tron Knotts recently brought up the “style over realism” matter in videogames. I for one agree with him; This new generation’s videogame consoles are geared towards replicating our world around us in virtual form, not creating a unique visu...

 
 
 

The Neverhood

I'm bored, so i thought i would tell you about a game. I played The Neverhood about two years ago, when I found it in a box stowed away in my brother's basement. I took it home, along with Syndicate Plus and Full Throttle, but The Neverhoo...

 
 
 
 

Super Mario War + GoW banner

This game is old, but amazing as hell. The game plays like one big Mario deathmatch, and you have to either stomp or use items on the other Marios (or any other character you select, with the roster ranging from Megaman to Excitebike) to...

 
 
 

-D- Photoshop Contest

After everyone felt the need to make a cblog post about the SAME DAMN THING (Bioshock, anyone?) The repost has already been plundered. Come on, it's a worthy cause, and you get the chance to photoshop the damn stupidest thing ever invented ...

 
 
 

Breaking the fourth wall: Glitches

For some unknown reason I am completely fixated with glitches. I get giddy when I pass through an invisible wall or get to a place I'm not supposed to. It makes me appreciate the game a little more. When I found a way to get out of the g...

 
 
 

It's over.

I divorced Photoshop. I'm now staying at MSpaint's house. We're in a heated custody battle over who keeps the Ron Workman pictures.

 
 
 

I am so pissed...

I spent all of 3 days getting Zombie Genocider and when I finally got it I "saved and exited". Fuck, now I has no megaman blaster. Why? Because I'm stupid. Someone give me a jar of SPACE JAM so I can smash it over Jordan's fucking face.

 
 
 

Why Half-Life 2's crowbar kills in two hits.

Look I like half-life. I also like pizza, but like I'm gonna write up a blog about pizza. Yesterday somehow a conversation about paintball with my friends led to a debate between Halo or Half-Life. They (two of them) are big halo fans. ...

 
 
 

A newish breed of gamer

My brother scares me. He and I owned an xbox, and not having internet at the time we never experienced xbox live. I never really gave a thought into it, as I was into RPGs and all around single-player experiences. But my brother always she...

 
 
 

Custom DS ahoy!

I hate my DS. I bought it launch date. Pristine. Innocent. After a whole shitload of frustrated throws, fumbles, and just retarded handling on my part it seems to have stood up well besides the hinge crack and various scrapes everywhere. Al...

 
 
 

No more Heroes (of the regular variety)

Videogames have become sort of like TV; copying off each other, running with what's popular at that time. Right now it's Si-fi shooters, and I remember the time where adventure games were abundant. But adventure games had truly memorable ch...

 
 
 

Favorite Development studios.

I have respect for the developers that make our favorite games. A lot of love and hard work go into these titles so that we can play them, or more importantly, make money. But none the less, I have a couple of General favorites that I would...

 
 
 

the GAMEGOBLIN's cunning sceme

Today I had the idea to buy the Xbox 360 universal media remote. I was in need of a new TV remote, so it was like killing two birds with one stone. So I bought it at my EB Games and happily frolicked home. Turns out it doesn’t work. The re...

 
 
 
 

Portugal: In overview

I've gone to Portugal every four years, and last summer I learned a lot about the country as a whole: -Their music's not that great (Note: Two most popular bands in the country: D'ZRT (pronounced desert) and 4Taste. No fucking joke) -The...

 
 

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