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Who wants to see some new Venture Bros?

Well the wait is finally over, screw that Sunday shit. Adult Swim provides and shamelessly I take all the credit for the first episode of the highly anticipated season 3 of the Venture bros. I would embed but they... I mean I did not provi...



Every once in a while you see a movie, while not explicitly violent or sexual or whatever is still creepy as all Hell. A Czech version of Alice in wonderland, creativity titled Alice is one of those movies. Alice in wonderland is a bit c...


If you love it change it:Pokemon

The first time I played Pokémon I was hooked. My best friend gave me a copy of Pokémon Blue and a red Gameboy Pocket for my birthday/ a get well gift. I started playing immediately. I had wanted Pokémon for a couple months at that point ...


New MGS 4 Trailer

A new MGS 4 Trailer just went live and it actually made me less excited about the game. The trailer makes it look like some generic summer blockbuster. They even have that same announcer guy. Who ever made this trailer really dropped the ba...


First MGS 4 Review (via Kotaku via OPM UK)

I was browsing Kotaku when I stumbled across their coverage of the UK version of OPM. Surprise surprise the completely unbiased magazine with no reason to be favorable to a major playstation game gave it a 10 out of 10. The "review" even co...


NVGR: Plasmatics

I was looking through my old music collection when I saw a name that screamed epic videos, The Plasmatics. The lead singer for the plasmatics, Wendy O. Williams(R.I.P), has a well earned reputation for insane stage theatrics. She chainsawed...


Six String Samurai

The other day I subscribed to NetFlix because the DVD selection in my town is shit. I was looking in their instant section when I saw one of the most entertaining movies I had seen in a while, Six String Samurai. Basically in the late 195...


$995 copy of Earthbound 1 on Ebay

Yes, you read that right. Ebay user dr_curtis is hawking what he claims to be one of three known English copies of the Japan only Fanicom classic Earthbound/Mother. The seller provides several pics of the physical game itself and screen sh...


LateNightLulz: Pole Position.

Lately I have been building up my collection for the best sister ever the Super Nintendo (Wooo Wooo). The main role playing game classics I am missing are Chrono Trigger, Super Mario Role Playing Game, and Earthbound/Mother(tell yours I sa...


Old Video Game Stuff and Addiction

Over the past few months my Retro Gaming collection has grown exponentially. This is a sign of my weak will and desire to validate myself through material possessions like some sort of whore. I picked up a R.O.B., a Power Glove, a 2600, a c...


Off-Road Velociraptor Safari

The most epic game off all time just launched. Screw that brawl shit! Fuck yo MGS4! Its all about the Off-Road Velociraptor Safari !1!!!!! I can has OICW position? Press Release P.S. I will make this hidden after the word is spread ...


360 for Tripplez?

Through a long, boring series of events I have found myself with two, count 'em two, Xbox 360's. I recently got number 1 back from being repaired and I was wondering if anyone Sarasota area robots would be interested or knew some one who wo...


Bill Gates hates Vista too! NVGR

In a recent interview with Gizmodo an unusually energetic Bill Gates hints at his feelings towards everyone's least favorite OS. Between this and the recent Office style parody already featured on several C-Blogs Bill Gates is begging to s...


A cool idea.

I just had a fairly cool idea. Imagine if Microsoft were to create a portable system that would focus on XBLA/XNA games. I think that it could possibly be a big hit in both the casual and indie markets. Development costs would be fairly che...


Halo 3 Hater's Club

I know I am not the only person here who thinks Halo is crappy compared to PC FPSs and is driven mad by the amount of hype it receives. My hate for the series inspired me to form the Halo 3 Hater's Club. If you wanna join just post about ho...


Mugen. Also, Spam.

I just played Mugen on a friends laptop and he had tons of great characters. I was wondering is anyone knew where I could download a character pack or something with characters from a few sources? Am I spamming yet.


TUNA! edit

I am ranked Tuna (like the fish that lives in a can) . I hope I am not put into a can with some damn dolphin(sorry Chad).


I am rad for free.

Thats right I Taumpytears am rad and do not charge for my radness. For those of you to young to know what rad is these are some examples. RIGHT IN THE BABY MAKER!!! These dudes are totally rad... and a little gay. But mostly rad. And here ...


Destructoid-The most awsome thing ever?

I have been reading Destructoid for over a year now(my account is not that old) and it is the only online community I have ever cared about. This is the most creative, funny and unique community on the entire internet. Niero is a visionary,...


New banner

hey check out my new non god of war banner, I just got photoshop and threw it together so it is my first real attempt at something like this. Let me know what you think.


Epic Edit: Now with 100% more cock

What did you expect a good post? From me? What are some of your favorite bands? I like anything from Mike Patton, Sabbath, Gogol Bordello(Bonus points if you know of them) plus a whole lotta other shit. EDIT: I fail at embeding


A New Laptop

Hello Everyone a friend of mine is getting ready to buy a new laptop and asked if I would help him choose which one to buy. He would like a small laptop with a 12 to 15 inch screen with a decent battery and is fairly fast. He will not be ne...


My New Computer

Hello everyone I have just finished building my first gaming PC, It has a 640 mb video card, 2 gigs of ram, 500 gig harddrive, and a 3.0 dual core processor. I was just wondering if anyone has ang good game or application suggestions.



Amazon is giving away a free legal download of Voltron ,one of the coolest robots around. The downside is that they make you download their video program but I think it is still worth Checking out.


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