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Dark Souls: Belmont Run 3
“Have fun storming the castle.”
“Do you think it will work?”
“It would take a miracle”
-Billy Crystal
Wherein taterchimp learns that content creation is difficult
I watched the Megaman X Sequilitis again the other day, and because my mind has been 24/7 on the game, I started to think about the introduction to the game. To me, Dark Souls doesn’t actually begin after you have beaten Tubby and Chubby (sorry, everyone who isn’t past there...this is just step one). Up until that point, it feels like the game is constantly trying to teach you about the second half.
Teacher 1. The Asylum Demon.
Lesson 1. There are some fights that you cannot win...
Lesson 2. ...Until you are ready for them.
Teacher 2. Taurus Demons.
Lesson 3. Some fights have a gimmick.
Teacher 3. The Gargoyles.
Lesson 4. If faced with multiple opponents, prioritize one to make a fight manageable.
Teacher 4. The Gaping Dragon.
Lesson 5. Bosses aren’t your only problem. Also, never underestimate your opponent.
Teacher 5. Quelaag
Lesson 6. Pay attention to your surroundings.
The Iron Golem is your Midterm, and your final will be administered by Biggie and Tupac.
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“Do you think it will work?”
“It would take a miracle”
-Billy Crystal
Wherein taterchimp learns that content creation is difficult
I watched the Megaman X Sequilitis again the other day, and because my mind has been 24/7 on the game, I started to think about the introduction to the game. To me, Dark Souls doesn’t actually begin after you have beaten Tubby and Chubby (sorry, everyone who isn’t past there...this is just step one). Up until that point, it feels like the game is constantly trying to teach you about the second half.
Teacher 1. The Asylum Demon.
Lesson 1. There are some fights that you cannot win...
Lesson 2. ...Until you are ready for them.
Teacher 2. Taurus Demons.
Lesson 3. Some fights have a gimmick.
Teacher 3. The Gargoyles.
Lesson 4. If faced with multiple opponents, prioritize one to make a fight manageable.
Teacher 4. The Gaping Dragon.
Lesson 5. Bosses aren’t your only problem. Also, never underestimate your opponent.
Teacher 5. Quelaag
Lesson 6. Pay attention to your surroundings.
The Iron Golem is your Midterm, and your final will be administered by Biggie and Tupac.
Vote your choice of caption: "Who wants a bodymassa?" or "I would rather not"
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About taterchimpone of us since 6:01 PM on 06.06.2008
My Belmont Run for Dark Souls can be seen
HERE
HERE
HERE
HERE
AND HERE
I also did a blind run of the DLC, which you can view
Here
Here
And here
I also covered the progress of building my own gaming PC. I had no experience, and overall, it wasn't all bad! If you are on the fence about it, I suggest you read about my efforts
Here
And here
The series never had a part 3, because I was having waaaaay too much fun playing it. Suffice to say that it does alright these days.
Thanks for stopping by my blawg!
HERE
HERE
HERE
HERE
AND HERE
I also did a blind run of the DLC, which you can view
Here
Here
And here
I also covered the progress of building my own gaming PC. I had no experience, and overall, it wasn't all bad! If you are on the fence about it, I suggest you read about my efforts
Here
And here
The series never had a part 3, because I was having waaaaay too much fun playing it. Suffice to say that it does alright these days.
Thanks for stopping by my blawg!