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NARP Sausage!

So I got to wondering about the Cincinnati Narp. there is going to be ALOT of MAN JUNK walking around isn't there. How many females from d-toid are coming/going to NARP?!?!?! just leave a comment, because honestly i don;t know if i brough...


Age of BONER!

Age of Conan, so much BETTER than i expected it to be. I actually played nearly 10 hours straight yesterday 0.o is that sad? HELL NO IT'S NOT SAD IT'S THAT DAMN GOOD! Age of Conan has made me realize how much of a nerd I really am, I spe...



IT IS HERE! for me atleast, I purchased the 3 days early access, which actually sold out after 2 days of being available! The game is crazy, the combat system is smoothhhhhhh and not as foreign a si feared it would be. The graphics make m...


I'm an A.D.D Gamer

So lately I find myself becoming very very A.D.D when it comes to games. I can not really find a game that really holds my interest for long. I only played WoW for like 2 months before i was completely burned out on it. I recently bought an...



So today I find myself wondering "Matt what is the origin of the word NOOB" and since I talk to myself i was like "dude i really don't know BUT i bet somebody in dtoid land does". So i hopped on my level 75 epic fiery mount and galloped on...


Do not rent GTA 4

So this is my first blog. My names Matt and I think i'm semi retarded. I remember that cold night, my brain was jumping all over the place, and all I coudl think was "Hey Matt, let's be smart(because apparently I have a split personality)!"...


About swiftkaratechopone of us since 1:05 AM on 05.12.2008

My names Matt, better known as SwiftKarateChop from youtube. Iím just your everyday guy. Iím from Alabama, just recently moved to California, so I rock the custom accent. Iíve been gaming since I was about 3 and still going strong. I love all types of games, from fps, rts, to mmorpg. Iím a PC junkie.

I am extremely easy to get along with and I love making people laugh.

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