Feeling small lately? Hoping to grow? Worried that this is a post about male-organ enlargement?
Well, put your fears to rest and check out this awesome mushroom that looks eerily like those yummy mushrooms from those oh-so-lovable Mario games.
Now, if only they had one in green... I could sure use some extra lives.
***Note: According to a commenter on the blog from which I found this,
these mushrooms can cause hallucinations and death. So er, I guess I don't actually recommend eating them. Unless you want to invoke your "berserker rage," which actually sounds kind of fun.