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LONG BLOG

My Client: Dr. Wily

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Having been a paralegal now for a few defense attorneys for around 6 years now, I've always wondered what it might be like if certain videogame villains had to be represented in an actual court of law. What motions would I prepare? What might our defense be? How could we explain any of this to a jury? I decided today that I wanted to start a series dedicated to treating iconic videogame characters as if they were clients here at my office. Every so often I will prepare a different court document prepared in the fashion of an attorney representing a client, this week's client being Dr. Wily. Because I can't format a proper motion in bbcode, I've saved the actual document as a jpg. Hope it's easy enough to read.

Admittedly, this one isn't as funny as I'd have liked it to be, but I tend to sit on ideas for a while and then never use them. Doing it now kinda forced the idea and will make me come up with new & better ideas. A Sentencing Memorandum is filed prior to sentencing, after a defendant has pleaded guilty to a crime. The judge can use the memorandum as a kind of primer for sentencing. It generally puts the sentencing argument in the judge's head a few days before they actually hear it. Giving them some time to sleep on your argument usually results in a more favorable sentence.

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About stevenxonwardone of us since 2:11 PM on 06.22.2009

Favorite games list type thing:

NES
1. Mega Man 2
2. Duck Tales
3. Legend of Zelda II

SNES
1. Secret of Mana
2. Final Fantasy 6
3. Yoshi's Island

N64
1. Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
2. Goldeneye
3. Shadows of the Empire

GameCube
1. Tales of Symphonia
2. Wind Waker
3. MGS: Twin Snakes

Wii
1. Mega Man 9
2. Tales of Symphonia II
3. No More Heroes

PS1
1. Lunar 2: Eternal Blue
2. Final Fantasy 7
3. Tales of Destiny (Eternia) II

PS2
1. Rogue Galaxy
2. MGS: Snake Eater
3. Final Fantasy 10

XBOX
1. KOTOR 1
2. KOTOR 2
3. Morrowind

XBOX 360
1. Lost Odyssey
2. Mass Effect
3. Bioshock


Currently playing: Borderlands, Magna Carta II, Fable II, and Bioshock.
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