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You are presented with 2 doors, behind one is the hottest chick you've ever seen in your life and she fully intends to have sex with you. Behind the other, a large black man with a large black penis, and he also fully intends to have sex with you....butt-rape style. You get a million dollars just for playing the game.....do you do it?
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About smackifiliaone of us since 11:53 PM on 07.15.2007

My Steam ID is TurboDick Megafucker

Now you ask yourself, "What the hell is a TurboDick Megafucker?" This isnt something that can easily described with words and is much more easily explained via math equation:

The Milky Way Galaxy < My Penis < The Universe

Oh, and i hope to very soon accomplish my dream of having sex while playing Battletoads for the original NES.
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