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I'm back!

After a long (like my cock) time of being away from the dtoid community because i'm lame, im back hopefully for a good while. I usually try to do humorous stuff. If you want you can look at my old posts to see sort of how i write.also, chri...


The Hunter becomes the Hunted

Im sure many of you are familiar with the Splinter Cell games. You lurk around in the dark, attempting to complete very specific missions without being seen. However, the upcoming installment, Splinter Cell Conviction, will give you a whole...


Custer's Comeback?

I'm sure many, if not all of you have heard of an old Atari 2600 game by the name of Custer's Revenge. If you don't know what Custer's Revenge is, you are missing out. It is a game in which you are a very pixellated 2-d little pink man, wit...


About seymourbuttsone of us since 8:50 PM on 07.29.2007

life-long gamer, and proud owner of an Xbox 360, a Sony PSP, Nintendo DS, a Nintendo 64, a broken PS2 and NES, and an "incapacitated" Sega Genesis

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