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Burnout Paradise Haikus

To takedown my car Is quite terrible. I am no marked man! My burnout chain keeps Increasing until the world Is a blur. I crash. Showtime makes it fun To crash into everything. Bus multiplier!


SFIV Haikus

Ryu can punch through Many things; beware the scream Of Crimson Viper! Rufus, thou art gross. Perhaps a kick to the face Will settle you down. Vega, the masked man Is mysterious and tough. Do not drop your claws!


Bioshock Haikus [spoilers]

A splicer, oh no, Perhaps Atlas will help us. Ha, ha, think again. A little girl might Seem innocent enough, but She has strong backup. Gathererís Gardens Entice with their nice upgrades So many plasmids!


L4D Haikus

Who hunts the hunters Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill Bang, bang, bang, headshot. To startle a witch Happens to be quite a bitch. Light them all on fire. Smokers like to lick Boomers canít keep their lunch down Hunters rip out guts.


On Being Pwned in Halo

Please do not destroy Those who are new to Halo Just because you can. Some understand not How difficult it is to Move and shoot and jump. Next time you pwn noobs, Remember that you once were A noob yourself. ĎK?


Robot Haikus

What of this metal Shell of a man, yet wanting Machines are lonely. Though my eyes do shine My metallic heart beats not Robots need hugs, too. Vacuum tubes donít hide The electric shocks you send I am not your fax.


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