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Arkham City Haikus

How long I have yearned to grapple once more above the thugs of Gotham. O Riddler Trophy– Your verdant form so tempts me. Elusive thou art. Gliding through the air, the World's Greatest Detective pops some more balloons.


Portal 2 Haikus

Defective Turrets' Lives are short and conflagrant. Oh, are you still there? Ah, Repulsion Gel Your delightful bounciness Takes me to new heights. Don't cross Cave Johnson. That man has combustible lemons. He'll find you.


Stacking Haikus

Though ye may be small, opportunities await. Cunning will triumph. Hi-jinks are fun to Practice on unsuspecting dolls. Toss your cookies! Need to spread your wings? Stack into a bird and fly. Nests can give insight.


Limbo Haikus

Life in the darkness I feel I am being watched Is that a spider? A floating corpse can Be more useful than you think Shame that you can't swim To play amongst gears Can be fun or get you squashed. Oh look, the world turns.


SFIV Haikus

Ryu can punch through Many things; beware the scream Of Crimson Viper! Rufus, thou art gross. Perhaps a kick to the face Will settle you down. Vega, the masked man Is mysterious and tough. Do not drop your claws!


L4D Haikus

Who hunts the hunters Zoey, Francis, Louis, Bill Bang, bang, bang, headshot. To startle a witch Happens to be quite a bitch. Light them all on fire. Smokers like to lick Boomers can’t keep their lunch down Hunters rip out guts.


On Being Pwned in Halo

Please do not destroy Those who are new to Halo Just because you can. Some understand not How difficult it is to Move and shoot and jump. Next time you pwn noobs, Remember that you once were A noob yourself. ‘K?


Robot Haikus

What of this metal Shell of a man, yet wanting Machines are lonely. Though my eyes do shine My metallic heart beats not Robots need hugs, too. Vacuum tubes don’t hide The electric shocks you send I am not your fax.


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