"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from the deity Steven Seagal
"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore from Watchmen
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods. Also, cocks!
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy The Bonerquest
. Hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
Will you accept The Bonerquest
Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the best game ever.
Read fun articles Josh (Charlie) wrote for Tomopop
Professionalism! Also I did some news for Destructoid.
Sort of a real writer!
Check out Josh Hayes, a name Charlie uses for journalism on the internet so that he can say silly personal things without the fear of them being exposed openly. That and to hide from people he knew who he don't want to find him, not no way, not no how.
, or Tumblr!
Old School Games articles are pretty much worth reading. They say write what you know.
X-Com UFO Defense
X-Men Mutant Apocalypse
Dragon Warrior III
Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse
Final Fantasy 3
(Final Fantasy VI)
Way of the Samurai
We Love Katamari
Toejam & Earl
River City Ransom
Mega Man X
X-Men 2: Clone Wars
Legend of Dragoon
Mystal Ninja/Ganabre Goemon series
Blood Will Tell
Robot Alchemic Drive
Buck Rodgers Countdown to Doomsday
Shin Megami Tensei games
(Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor)
Jurassic Park 2
Disgaea & other Nippon Ichi Games
(Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, La Pucelle Tactics, Soul Nomad)
Twisted Tales of Spike Mcfang
Legend of Kage
Devil May Cry
Threads of Fate
Mutant League Football
Mega Man 7
Dragon Warrior 2
Donkey Kong Country
Spider-man & X-Men Arcades revenge
Mega Man 6
Mega Man 5
Mega Man 4
Mega Man 3
Mega Man 2
Rock Roll Racing
Beat Em Ups PART 6: Future
Beat Em Ups PART 5: Playstation 2/Xbox/Gamecube
Beat Em Ups PART 4: Playstation/Saturn
Beat Em Ups PART 3: Sega Genesis Super Nintendo
Beat Em Ups PART 2: Nintendo
Beat Em Ups PART 1: Arcade
Ghosts & Goblins
Werewolf Last Warrior
G. I. Joe
Listen to Josh "randombullseye" Hayes on Destructoid's #1 bullshit podcast, Bulltoid!
There were nearly fifty episodes in total, good luck.