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Games Played This Month - August!!

This month has been busy for me. My work has picked up a lot, I do night shift stock crew at a krogers, and this month starts the trend of nightmarish nights for the holidays. Plus, I've been writing a book you might have heard of, that t...


Games Played This Month - July 2012!

It's late at night, I was going to post this Sunday, but I wrote that big long thing instead. So yeah, I'm going to sneak this in here for the morning. That's a picture of me in the Batmobile, which was fucking awesome. Here are video g...


Games Played This Month - June 2012!

Every month I write down what I played, then post it here the first weekend of the next month. I do this on my iPod at work, where I don't use any spell checker or any bullshit. I just write and publish this thing, done. I'm sure somebod...


Games Played This Month - May 2012

Every month I keep record of what I played, and then publish it here on the first Sunday of the next month. This month, I barely played half the games I usually do. I moved this month, as well as just exhausted when I'm not at work. I bo...


Games Played This Month April 2012

April† Every month I keep tabs on what games I played and what I thought about them!† I forgot to do this, until like the last day of the month. I meant to start doing this before Boston, but I stayed busy all month. Bonerquest is totally...


Games Played This Month: March 2012

Today's the first of March, at least it was when I wrote some of this part. I always write a big thing, then erase almost all of it when I finally publish these things. Going to Boston in April, by that I mean this Friday. PAX East is a t...


Randombullseye on Mass Effect 3ís ending

I tried not to spoil stuff, and just allude to things, but fuck it. If you really want to play the game, play it. Iím considering giving my 360 copy away, so ask nicely, maybe Iíll let you have it. Last night, I managed to finish what wa...


PAX East is a thing I'm going to, but why?

This is the picture I protested SOPA with. Thanks to J-Ro for talking me into this. I go by the username "randombullseye." My name is Josh Hayes, my friends call me Charlie. I joined Destructoid in 2008, I'd been lurking since 07 and th...


Games Played This Month: February 2012

The longer I talk here, the longer this will goes, so yeah. I play a lot of games every month, I write them all down and comment, easy. Some pictures are upside down, my ipod is stupid when it takes pictures. - Dragon Quest 8 - PS2 T...


Action Figures & Video Games Together Again!

This seemed funny when I took these pictures two weeks ago. When I looked back at them, I giggled more than ever. Maybe not as much as my giggling at the novel version of Bonerquest I've been writing. As I write stuff down, if I start to gi...


Games played this month: January 2012

Games played this month: January 2012 Remember when I wrote every week what I was playing? Now I'm doing that every month. I've a confession to make to you people. Anyone wondering why Bonerquest isn't out yet? The novel version I star...


Top Nine Godzilla Toys Holding Video Games!

Bandai put out a bunch of vinyl figures of Godzilla, that are the greatest Godzilla figures ever. There are many variety of Godzilla toys out there, these are of Godzilla in his many movie incarnations and of his insane villains, like the r...


Randombullseye writes about piracy!

As I write my novel, I begin to think about piracy. Yup, I'm actually writing out a full novel called "The Bonerquest," that I will self publish myself. People are going to download it for free. I don't have a problem with that. I want to...


Old School Games: X-Com

Sometime early last year, I was in the middle of strategy heaven. All those Nippon Ichi games and spending time with old Gold Box games really made me love strategy all over again. I've always been a chess player. Something about controll...


What I want in 2012 -- Less Bullshit

I won't get it. America was founded on the principles of bullshit, and I stand by that. The entire internet is aflutter with bullshit. I recorded a bullshit podcast for a year. Everything is bullshit. Yup, we are in a world of shit. As this...


Ten New Year Retrolutions for 2012

Time again for some fine retro gaming resolutions. These are all things I'm going to accomplish next year. Some are more personal then others, some are just dumb conquesty stuff, but yet others are sacred holy grails I want sitting in fro...


Randompressions - More Skyrim

According to my save file, I've played for thirty hours. It doesn't feel like it, it feels like I just bought the game yesterday, but here we are a week away from my first impressions of the game. Last time, my adventures weren't especial...


Randompressions: Skyrim

I've played some Elder Scrolls games before, having spent some time in Daggerfall wandering around being an asshole, then spending time with Morrowind as an asshole werewolf, and finally playing a lot of Oblivion jumping on tables and kno...


Playing as god is fun sometimes.

This has absolutely nothing do with a world builder like Black & White, there is something to be said about an easy trip through a handful of levels just walking from one side to the next beating the hell out of anything in front of you. ...


About randombullseyeone of us since 5:44 PM on 07.05.2008

"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from the deity Steven Seagal

"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore from Watchmen

My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods. Also, cocks!

Coming soon as an actual book you can buy The Bonerquest. Hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.

Will you accept The Bonerquest?

Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the best game ever.

Read fun articles Josh (Charlie) wrote for Tomopop or Nukezilla! Professionalism! Also I did some news for Destructoid. Sort of a real writer!

Check out Josh Hayes, a name Charlie uses for journalism on the internet so that he can say silly personal things without the fear of them being exposed openly. That and to hide from people he knew who he don't want to find him, not no way, not no how.

Twitter, or Tumblr!

Old School Games articles are pretty much worth reading. They say write what you know.

X-Com UFO Defense

Zelda 2

X-Men Mutant Apocalypse

Dragon Warrior III

Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse

Final Fantasy 3 (Final Fantasy VI)

Way of the Samurai

Nick Arcade

We Love Katamari

Ninja Gaiden

Toejam & Earl

River City Ransom

Mega Man X

Pokemon Red/Blue

Yakuza series

Operation Darkness


X-Men 2: Clone Wars

Sweet Home

Legend of Dragoon

Clock Tower

Mystal Ninja/Ganabre Goemon series

Onimusha Warlords

Rockin' Kats


Spawn games

God Hand

Blood Will Tell

Super Godzilla


Animal Platformers

Robot Alchemic Drive (R.A.D.)

Buck Rodgers Countdown to Doomsday

Darkwing Duck

Shin Megami Tensei games (Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor)

Jurassic Park 2

Disgaea & other Nippon Ichi Games (Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, La Pucelle Tactics, Soul Nomad)

Twisted Tales of Spike Mcfang

Resident Evil

Legend of Kage

Lost Vikings

Devil May Cry

Comix Zone

X- Men

Threads of Fate

Mutant League Football

Mega Man 7

Castlevania 2

Sonic 2

Dragon Warrior 2

Donkey Kong Country

Spider-man & X-Men Arcades revenge




Splatterhouse 2

Elevator Action

Mega Man 6

Mega Man 5

Dig Dug

Mega Man 4

Mega Man 3

Mega Man 2

Rock Roll Racing


Mega Man

Beat Em Ups PART 6: Future

Beat Em Ups PART 5: Playstation 2/Xbox/Gamecube

Beat Em Ups PART 4: Playstation/Saturn

Beat Em Ups PART 3: Sega Genesis Super Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 2: Nintendo

Beat Em Ups PART 1: Arcade

Smash TV

Ghosts & Goblins


Werewolf Last Warrior


Dragon Warrior


Rolling Thunder

Splatterhouse 3

Doom Troopers

Demons Crest

Primal Rage

Zero Wing


G. I. Joe


Listen to Josh "randombullseye" Hayes on Destructoid's #1 bullshit podcast, Bulltoid! There were nearly fifty episodes in total, good luck.