I fucked up. I don't know what got me to do this or write The Bonerquest. I did it, this is a thing I actually did. Part two, is even worse. I hope everyone is prepared to read a book the guy in these two videos wrote. Also, cocks...

Just one more month, before I'm done with this. I can't wait for this year to be over, I'll be a little closer to death and a lot farther from sitting here writing this. And I'll be that much worse catching up with all my video games. He...

October has been an interesting month, Bonerquest was supposed to release this month, but time makes fools of us all. As I assembled this together this afternoon, I’m in the midst of a vicious cold. My head hurts, I’ve thrown up, and I mi...

Yesterday, I posted them with all the author notes stuff and it sort of clumped together badly. So today, I present without any interruptions, my old werewolf comics. And remember, only silver can...

In the year 2007, I did some werewolf comics. I can only sort of recall doing them, they were a part of my final internet comic experience where I would try out many different styles of story telling and characterization. This particular ...

I made the mistake of checking out twitch.tv on the Destructoid community channel. It worked well enough that I want to invest in equipment and show you guys how awful I am at video games. If you've played online with me, you've seen how ...

People come and go from our little community all the time. Some disappear without any big announcement of where they go, some go off and write about games elsewhere, at least one guy went to draw cartoons, and then some dudes actually mak...

This month has been busy for me. My work has picked up a lot, I do night shift stock crew at a krogers, and this month starts the trend of nightmarish nights for the holidays. Plus, I've been writing a book you might have heard of, that t...

I'm still writing it, but Bonerquest is a book, that will be out later this year or early next year. I've been working on it since last year, but the core of the story has burned within me for a lot longer than that, I just needed a name f...

It's late at night, I was going to post this Sunday, but I wrote that big long thing instead. So yeah, I'm going to sneak this in here for the morning. That's a picture of me in the Batmobile, which was fucking awesome. Here are video g...

As I show up on Destructoid today, there's a lot of chatter about Chic-Fil-A's president being stupid when he said something openly homophobic and how now there is a video game convention for homosexuals and lots of divided opinions about...

Every month I write down what I played, then post it here the first weekend of the next month. I do this on my iPod at work, where I don't use any spell checker or any bullshit. I just write and publish this thing, done. I'm sure somebod...

Every month I keep record of what I played, and then publish it here on the first Sunday of the next month. This month, I barely played half the games I usually do. I moved this month, as well as just exhausted when I'm not at work. I bo...

I'm frustrated. I've written before about what I want from E3, and it always disappoints. Just like how American politics always promise hope and change, it's the same thing every year. Garbage in, garbage out. From that last list, I boug...

Pain.

April  Every month I keep tabs on what games I played and what I thought about them!  I forgot to do this, until like the last day of the month. I meant to start doing this before Boston, but I stayed busy all month. Bonerquest is totally...

This is episode 001 of Retro Games Show! Starring Josh Hayes & Bianca Torres! If you're here, you saw me post this on twitter, Retroforce's forum, or maybe I sent it to you in an e-mail, I hope you like the podcast we did, we tried to m...

Just as my one and done Sunday adventure at PAX was closing, I walk by the giant X-Com - Enemy Unknown booth, right when the door closed and I felt super bummed about that. I became a huge fan of X-Com a couple years ago, this was the one...

Today's the first of March, at least it was when I wrote some of this part. I always write a big thing, then erase almost all of it when I finally publish these things. Going to Boston in April, by that I mean this Friday. PAX East is a t...

I tried not to spoil stuff, and just allude to things, but fuck it. If you really want to play the game, play it. I’m considering giving my 360 copy away, so ask nicely, maybe I’ll let you have it. Last night, I managed to finish what wa...

This is me, holding up my Johnny Cash T-shirt. This is the only real image in this post. This is my second post for today, you don't have to read it if you don't want to. This one goes deep. I feel like this is important to talk about....

This is the picture I protested SOPA with. Thanks to J-Ro for talking me into this. I go by the username "randombullseye." My name is Josh Hayes, my friends call me Charlie. I joined Destructoid in 2008, I'd been lurking since 07 and th...

The longer I talk here, the longer this will goes, so yeah. I play a lot of games every month, I write them all down and comment, easy. Some pictures are upside down, my ipod is stupid when it takes pictures. - Dragon Quest 8 - PS2 T...

This seemed funny when I took these pictures two weeks ago. When I looked back at them, I giggled more than ever. Maybe not as much as my giggling at the novel version of Bonerquest I've been writing. As I write stuff down, if I start to gi...

Games played this month: January 2012 Remember when I wrote every week what I was playing? Now I'm doing that every month. I've a confession to make to you people. Anyone wondering why Bonerquest isn't out yet? The novel version I star...

Bandai put out a bunch of vinyl figures of Godzilla, that are the greatest Godzilla figures ever. There are many variety of Godzilla toys out there, these are of Godzilla in his many movie incarnations and of his insane villains, like the r...

Tim Schafer called me rude. Probably because I was rude. I'm not exactly known for being subtle. Within two seconds of him posting about two new games on XBLA, without thinking I sent him a message about making another game and what he prob...

Imagine a game that starts up, you're walking with a big group of people getting on a dark train. All you can see is just snow covered countryside through the slits in the train. People are scared, children are crying, and everyone on boa...

As I write my novel, I begin to think about piracy. Yup, I'm actually writing out a full novel called "The Bonerquest," that I will self publish myself. People are going to download it for free. I don't have a problem with that. I want to...

Sometime early last year, I was in the middle of strategy heaven. All those Nippon Ichi games and spending time with old Gold Box games really made me love strategy all over again. I've always been a chess player. Something about controll...