"I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol." - Words of wisdom from the deity Steven Seagal
"Existence is random. Has no pattern save what we imagine after staring at it too long. No meaning save what we choose to impose." - Alan Moore from Watchmen
My own writing reflects the opinion of every corporation, company, individual, monsters, and gods. Also, cocks!
Coming soon as an actual book you can buy The Bonerquest
. Hopefully you'll buy a copy when I'm done with it.
Will you accept The Bonerquest
Zombies Ate My Neighbors is the best game ever.
Read fun articles Josh (Charlie) wrote for Tomopop
Professionalism! Also I did some news for Destructoid.
Sort of a real writer!
Check out Josh Hayes, a name Charlie uses for journalism on the internet so that he can say silly personal things without the fear of them being exposed openly. That and to hide from people he knew who he don't want to find him, not no way, not no how.
, or Tumblr!
Old School Games articles are pretty much worth reading. They say write what you know.
X-Com UFO Defense Zelda 2 X-Men Mutant Apocalypse Dragon Warrior III Castlevania III: Dracula's Curse Final Fantasy 3
(Final Fantasy VI)
Way of the Samurai Nick Arcade We Love Katamari Ninja Gaiden Toejam & Earl River City Ransom Mega Man X Pokemon Red/Blue Yakuza series Operation Darkness Emultion X-Men 2: Clone Wars Sweet Home Legend of Dragoon Clock Tower Mystal Ninja/Ganabre Goemon series Onimusha Warlords Rockin' Kats Karnov Spawn games God Hand Blood Will Tell Super Godzilla Junction Animal Platformers Robot Alchemic Drive
Buck Rodgers Countdown to Doomsday Darkwing Duck Shin Megami Tensei games
(Persona, Devil Summoner, Devil Survivor) Jurassic Park 2 Disgaea & other Nippon Ichi Games
(Phantom Brave, Makai Kingdom, La Pucelle Tactics, Soul Nomad) Twisted Tales of Spike Mcfang Resident Evil Legend of Kage Lost Vikings Devil May Cry Comix Zone X- Men Threads of Fate Mutant League Football Mega Man 7 Castlevania 2 Sonic 2 Dragon Warrior 2 Donkey Kong Country Spider-man & X-Men Arcades revenge Vectorman Sonic Actraiser Splatterhouse 2 Elevator Action Mega Man 6 Mega Man 5 Dig Dug Mega Man 4 Mega Man 3 Mega Man 2 Rock Roll Racing Castlevania Mega Man Beat Em Ups PART 6: Future Beat Em Ups PART 5: Playstation 2/Xbox/Gamecube Beat Em Ups PART 4: Playstation/Saturn Beat Em Ups PART 3: Sega Genesis Super Nintendo Beat Em Ups PART 2: Nintendo Beat Em Ups PART 1: Arcade Smash TV Ghosts & Goblins Paperboy Werewolf Last Warrior Battletoads Dragon Warrior Ducktales Rolling Thunder Splatterhouse 3 Doom Troopers Demons Crest Primal Rage Zero Wing Chakan G. I. Joe
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There were nearly fifty episodes in total, good luck.