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LONG BLOG

Dream Fighter [Very short blog]

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In response to Chad Concelmo's dream fighter article, I would like to nominate Jim Sterling as a fighter.



Special Moves:

Hammer of Truth:

Pulls a giant hammer from his pocket, and throws it at his enemy. If enemy is hit, they are stunned realizing how Jim isn't actually a troll, but instead someone expressing a genuine opinion whether or not the majority of the public agrees with it.

Toucan Tremor:

Jim's toucan flies off screen, only to return with a devastating collision with the ground. Opponents take damage if within range of the resulting shock wave.

Reviewer's Rating:

Gives a brutally honest score on opponent's performance, resulting in a damaged ego for the foe. No special moves for 30 seconds.

Why he would be awesome:

BECAUSE HE'S JIM FUCKING STERLING.
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About pixelpunxone of us since 1:14 AM on 11.19.2008

I have a website with links to game and music stuff that I do / have done:

Crystal Labs

Currently Playing:
XCOM (PC)
Tetris (GB)
Fallout: New Vegas (PC)
Fallout: New Vegas (PC)
Fallout: New Vegas (PC)

Currently Listening to:
Makeup and Vanity Set
Craft
Disasterpeace
Cheap Dinosaurs
Pet Shop Boys
Spazz

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