I saw this screen a lot. My Buddy did not. Fuck him.
Pride: All my life, Iíd been looking at Turbo Tunnel as my Everest; an unbeaten, imposing force that I could never overtake. Then, a while back, I decided to go back to the game, on my own, and attempt to overtake the beast. After a rigorous 2 weeks of studying videos, getting the movements down, and replaying the game probably 100 times, I finally, FINALLY finished the bastard. I had beaten the beast of my childhood, and it felt good. I was beaming with pride, as if I had just lost my virginity. It was the happiest moment of my life.
Sloth: Yep, Battletoads even caused me to be lazy. Remember how envious I was of my friend? Well, just to piss him off, Iíd let 2 rats beat him around for a bit, just you put him in his place. Or, Iíd intentionally miss a jump on the speeder bike area. If I thought my friend was being a bit too cocky that day, Iíd just put the controller down, thinking ďThatíll show him to be a pretentious dick during an NES game.Ē
Lust: Iíll be blunt: if you didnít want to fuck The Dark Queen, you might be gay.
Oh my God I'm so hard right now.
Now, years later, after finally overcoming the Turbo Tunnel, Iíve never gone back. Iíd rather not subject myself to that den of sin. Besides, I sin enough during the day; I donít need a videogame to send me to hell.
Ye Olde Royal Odeon
(Guitar Hero 3)
The Homerun of Death
(Mario Party 3)
Report 5: Evil In The Galaxy Revealed!
(Space Channel 5)
(Mega Man X)
(Skies of Arcadia)
Chainsaw Hedgemaze Mayhem
(Zombies Ate My neighbors)
Temple Of Ice
(LoZ: Phantom Hourglass)