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Level-Headed: Turbo Tunnel

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I saw this screen a lot. My Buddy did not. Fuck him.

Pride: All my life, Iíd been looking at Turbo Tunnel as my Everest; an unbeaten, imposing force that I could never overtake. Then, a while back, I decided to go back to the game, on my own, and attempt to overtake the beast. After a rigorous 2 weeks of studying videos, getting the movements down, and replaying the game probably 100 times, I finally, FINALLY finished the bastard. I had beaten the beast of my childhood, and it felt good. I was beaming with pride, as if I had just lost my virginity. It was the happiest moment of my life.

Sloth: Yep, Battletoads even caused me to be lazy. Remember how envious I was of my friend? Well, just to piss him off, Iíd let 2 rats beat him around for a bit, just you put him in his place. Or, Iíd intentionally miss a jump on the speeder bike area. If I thought my friend was being a bit too cocky that day, Iíd just put the controller down, thinking ďThatíll show him to be a pretentious dick during an NES game.Ē

Lust: Iíll be blunt: if you didnít want to fuck The Dark Queen, you might be gay.

Oh my God I'm so hard right now.

Now, years later, after finally overcoming the Turbo Tunnel, Iíve never gone back. Iíd rather not subject myself to that den of sin. Besides, I sin enough during the day; I donít need a videogame to send me to hell.

LEVEL SELECT:
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Ye Olde Royal Odeon(Guitar Hero 3)
The Homerun of Death (Illbleed)
Waluigi's Island (Mario Party 3)
Report 5: Evil In The Galaxy Revealed! (Space Channel 5)
Fort Frolic (Bioshock)
Airport 1001 (Mega Man X)
Crescent Isle (Skies of Arcadia)
Chainsaw Hedgemaze Mayhem (Zombies Ate My neighbors)
Temple Of Ice (LoZ: Phantom Hourglass)
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About pendelton21one of us since 12:07 AM on 02.13.2008


Well...hello.

My name is Pendelton (well, not really, but it sounds cool).
At one point in my life I spent a hell of a lot of time here. I came back for no real reason. Let's see if I can entertain like I used to.
Also, I've got a Destructoid tattoo. Ask me and I'll show you.

Hey, look! I've been on the front page a few times!
The Fear: Chainsaws
A Time To Destroy: Rampage
Playing with Others: My Dad and I Love Shaq Fu
I suck at games: I Suck At World 8-1

Also:
Dtoid Discusses: Media Tie-ins to Gaming
WTF is this shit, Pendelton21?

Top 10 Loved Games Evar:
1. Psychonauts
2. Skies of Arcadia
3. Okami
4. Mega Man X
5. Zombies Ate My Neighbors
6. The Binding of Isaac
7. Chrono Trigger
8. Odin Sphere
9. Super Mario RPG: Legend Of The Seven Stars
10. The Legend Of Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass

Bottom 10 Games:
10. Diplomacy
9. Shaq Fu
8. Halo
7. Draconus: Cult of the Wyrm
6. Castlevania 64
5. Backyard Hockey
4. Magical Starsign
3. Spawn Armageddon
2. Simpsons Wrestling
1. MTV Sports: Skateboarding
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