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That time Stan Lee dressed up as Revolver Ocelot.


 
 

So the cops showed up at my store today and escorted me out in front of my customers and coworkers in handcuffs because they thought someones stolen phone was in my car. Turned out it had gotten thrown under my car and they made zero effort to look for it

 
 

I know it's almost past Thursday and well past Halloween, but that doesn't mean I can't do a haunted #ThiccThursday


 
 

Happy Halloween. Sorry for being late, but I was too busy running.


 
 

I don't know why this made me laugh so much, but I was in tears from laughing after watching this.

 
 

Was gonna see Ozzy tonight but he cancelled at the last minute. Wound up at a bar only to deal with my dumb ass drunk friend and came home to find out Kavanaugh got inducted to the Supreme Court. So my day officially sucks, how's yours?

 
 
 

Just got back from seeing Slayer. Last Show of their Final tour here in North America. Glad I got to see them one last time. Actually got a bit choked up at the end. Thanks for 30+ years of tearing shit up with ear blistering music.

 
 

So this just happened. I've loved Cheech and Chong since I was a kid so this was incredibly awesome.


 
 
 
 
 

Haven't been around but that's because I was hiking around lake Tahoe for a few days. First time up there and it was absolutely beautiful. Almost wish I didn't have to come back, but of course I knew you guys would miss me too much...... right?


 
 
 
 
 

I'm sorry for everyone's poor experience at Whole Foods. At Trader Joe's, we understand your needs for solicited back alley sex, dildo maintenance, and air conditioning. Come on by for a true neighborhood shopping experience. #MyBattlefield

 
 

This came up on my Youtube recommendations and it made me think of Occams.

 
 
 

There, Now I done finished the thing.


 
 
 

The most realistic feature they showed off for Madden 19 is the option to stay in the locker room for the National Anthem.

 
 

So I've been called out for #ThiccThursday apparently. Looks like somebody doesn't know what they got themselves into.


 
 

Here. I done did the thing.


 
 

First day working at Trader Joe's done. Was pretty good. As someone who's worked in a warehouse environment for 6 years it's definitely something different than what I'm used to. Gonna take a bit to adjust but I think I'm gonna like it.

 
 
 

Bummed that I'm gonna have to skip FanimeCon this year. Unfortunately moneys tight and I just can't really afford to go. Sucks since this would've been my 5th year. Thankfully I got the job I wanted at Trader Joes which is better pay so that's cool.

 
 

Very sad news about John Bain. I actually had an interaction on Dtoid with him and while I can't say it was pleasant, it was a nice surprise and gave me some respect for him. Regardless of how I felt about his views, he certainly didn't deserve this.

 
 

Thanos be OP as fuck.


 
 

On a more positive note, I got an email for a job opportunity as a "content reviewer" in which one of the job requirements states and I directly quote "Comfortable with adult content - pornography and graphic imagery may be a part of this role".


 
 

About ooktarone of us since 12:17 PM on 04.18.2013

Somewhere in the backwoods of California, in a cabin with 3 cats (Rip Fuzzy Butt and Boo Boo) and little contact with the outside world. Locked away with nothing but a PC, a guitar, and an near limitless supply of spam. A small yet courageous man works day and night in order to make sense of humanity's greatest secrets. Using his abilities as a skilled video games player, amateur musician, and wannabe film connoisseur, he manages to keep himself busy with his work of saving the world through his studies of Heavy Metal, Silly Pop Culture, and Raccoons.
 
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