Note: Yeah, all I have is a webcam, so close up pics look like shit. To make up for this you get to see me make funny faces. Hooray!
I went to China about four years ago. I really wanted to get a game of some kind so while I was in a shady ass market I looked vigorously for any scrap of digital entertainment possible. Of course I chose the dirtiest, cheapest joint I could. I was a poor fool...even in China. The place was in Xi'an, around some place called the Tea Gardens or some shit. I guess Bill Clinton went there so every fucking native went out of their way to remind me, the blatant American, that he was my president at one point in time. It was a small street side store surrounded by countless other merchants and shops peddling cheap Majhong boards and giant posters of Yao Ming.
I've never been so cheated in my life, but I've also never felt better about it.