Armada was my favorite game on thee.
It filled my high-school heart with so much joy.
Then Power Stone consumed my friends and me
And turned us into shut-in college boys.
Soul Calibur, a game without a peer,
Though Marvel Versus Capcom 2 did try.
I know that Maxi could quite quickly deal
With one Scott Summers's little laser eye.
Oh, NFL 2K you were the best,
As long as Randy Moss was picked to catch.
And Crazy Taxi did exceed the rest:
A find-a-fare game simply without match.
And still, my VMU, it does say "Beep,
More games (and oh yeah, batt'ries) do I need."