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Here comes HERBiE!

HERBiE at the Olympics. Way back in the early 80ís someone decided to make a game a bout a retarded man who went to the Olympics. What more can I say, Itís a game about a retard at the Olympics, I mean honestlyÖ SO without further delay...


Milky makes a sammich!

Today we will begin our exploration of the wonderful world of Sammiches. We will begin with a simple yes delicious sammich for our first lesson. Milkyís Ham and Cheese. First we need some bread, a whole wheat or eat based bread works per...


About milkyone of us since 2:18 AM on 07.21.2007

Hello class, Iím Professor Milky. Yeah, youíve fucking heard of me.
You might remember me from such films as Long Winded Overly Complex Lecture Vol. 1-23, Angry Rant, Long Winded Angry Rant The Return, Return of the Overly Complex Long Winded Lecture on Obscure Scientific Topics Part 15, and The Adventures of That One Insane Guy in the Ventrilo Server.

Also, I like pie.

Iím Professor Milky and I approve this Message.

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