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Day of the SPORE Creature Creator


I have a new addiction. There have been a few times in my life that I have been sucked in by a tool as incredibly simple and yet complex enough to let my imagination run wild. The first time was with an enticingly malleable yet sort of tasty claysnack aptly named Play Doh(TM). I would sit for hours making passable versions of my favorite cartoon characters and then systematically dismembering them and sometimes eating them. (I now have stomach problems :P)
Later I was introduced to the mesmerizing limitless world of Legos(TM) where not only could I build a square version of the mushroom kingdom, but I could populate it with blocky space ships that all too often looked more like giant phalluses.
Oh but now- now, I have the SPORE creature creator and so far I have made some of the greatest (IMHO) creatures EVAR! (As you can see from my mr. evil tentacle upstairs)

Let me share a few with you:

This is cowslug. Fear him.


harold is..... special.

a cute bird of some kind. she likes you.

and lastly.. the most destructive of all the universe's creations....

...... Adam. He will destroy the world one SUV at a time.

Now back to creating something less horrifying.
Check out some of my other creations as I go by going here:

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