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On Dishonored and "walking simulators"

I've been thinking about Dishonored lately, playing it for the first time and all.Some folks don't like what they call "walking simulators", I have a whole building of issues with that term, but I'll sum them up to a paragraph:Adventur...

 
 
 

I'M FUCKING GLAD VR IS SO EXPENSIVE

That's right. I'm fucking glad. That shit costs $600.00 big ones. You know what that means? WE WON'T HAVE THE INDUSTRY FOCUSED ON IT SO SOON. Unlike the latest gimmick (motion controls), it's freaking expensive to get VR so the install ba...

 
 
 
 
 

About the question of "the meaning of life"

This started as a reponse to Jonathan Holmes article http://www.destructoid.com/trailer-for-3ds-shmup-asks-is-life-meant-to-be-shitty--291438.phtml but turned out to be long and interesting (for me) so I decided to share it w...

 
 
 

Sorry, I've been away :(

Yeah, I'm a douchebagI'm sorry friends, I've been working and studying a lot and been away from here :(I promised (and was even featured by Strider in the interesting blogs recap! ;___;) to make my interview blog a regular thing, but I...

 
 
 

Community Interviews Podcast - Alphadeus

Hai friends!So, yesterday I recorder with Alphadeus, and people, it was great! I shouldn't be surprised everytime I to talk to Dtoid people and find they're as awesome as they seem to be, but it's so cool to talk to someone you only k...

 
 
 
 

Comunity apology: regarding my podcast

How are you friends? Let me tell you, I've been busy :(I promised to record as many podcast interviews with the comunity as possible until christmas and I wasn't able to record anymore yet :(  I was working until the 23th an...

 
 
 

DTOID Community on the Spot - Retrofraction

SOOOOOO...What's up Dtoid? I'm doing fine, thanks! As you guys might now I was one of the fans of the classic Not'Toid where Occams, Zombie Orwell and Benny Disco did a Podcast together. I've been trying to ignite some kind of project...

 
 
 

So, I'm working on videogames now :D

How are you my friends? Long John here. It's been a while! (Even Steve Albini can't resist cats. And he pretty much hates everything.)So, I'm really busy. I got the job of my dreams: I'm working in a music recording studio!After all th...

 
 
 

10 inches of long john

Hello my friends! Stay a while and listen... So, I've been here for some years but never properly introduced myself. I'm not a big fan of talking in lenghts (ha!) about me, but I'm not feeling very good and thought maybe this is an oportun...

 
 
 

[NVGR]Underboob? I want the Underpenis!

Disclaimer: this blog talks about penis. If that makes you uncomfortable, I suggest you stop now. No graphic sex or anything, but there's some descriptions of morning oak and speedo wearing, so, yeah, you've been warned. Also, cocks So p...

 
 
 

HEY GUYS THE CHAT IS BACK!!!!!1

<img src= I don't know if you guys noticed but the chat is back. THIS IS IMPORTANT OK?! When I first came here I didn't know anyone, it was far before disqus so you ended up remembering a name or two from the comments. I remember mo...

 
 
 

Would you pay U$ 600,00 for a PS3?

I know, it sounds like a bad joke, but it's serious. Sony is holding a press conference here in Brazil and just announced that now they'll produce the PS3 inside our country, which will lower the price of the console to R$ 1099,00 (which...

 
 
 

I was making cookies but I fucked up

I was all like "hey I'm a cook so let's make some cookies" and then I did it. But I used vegan butter instead of butter and then half of each cookie didn't cook and the other half burned so I got these terrible tasting pieces of shit. I ca...

 
 
 

An Outer (Heaven) Space Oddity (FTL Review Kind Of)

So I've decided to play Faster Than Light, and while talking to you guys at Outer Heaven, decided to make you guys my crew. My first trips were a disaster, until I found out how to move the characters around the ship. So, I've decided to...

 
 

About long johnone of us since 10:10 PM on 05.28.2012

I started playing games as a kid, on the good ol' atari. To this day my favourite game ever is Toejam & Earl on the genesis. I dig a lot of games, specially "odd" ones (pepsiman, courier crisis, urban chaos, tokyo jungle).