Winning at poker is actually fairly easy once you use this proven method:
Whenever you have a clearly lower amount of chips than everyone else you are playing,
just say, out-loud,
"I'm going to Mighty Duck this."
That's it! You are surely guaranteed to win, at the very least, the next hand, and in some
instances, if done right, the entire game.
How is this possible? Easy. D2: The Mighty Ducks
is not only a classic example of an underdog sports movie, but
poker scientists, through experimentation, have found a scientific correlation between how
we play cards and how we interpret memories based on the themes of D2
what's known as "The Emilio Theory". (Clear chip loser, or "The Mighty Duck", vs. Clear chip
winner or "Team Iceland")
NOTES: If you play within a time limit, it's best to use this phrase within the last 10-20
minutes of the game. And while it's been hypothesized that the same effect can be occurred
by uttering "There are Angels in my Outfield", or "I'm Going to Airbud this Shit", field
studies have found no similar outcome.