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LONG BLOG

Xmas Day Cat-astrophe

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My emotionally high-maintenance cat decided the best way to wish me a Merry Christmas was to drop two of my DVD/video game-heavy aluminum shelves on my ankles as I slept. The victims - three full shelves of DVD's, two full shelves of video games, a printer and two external HDD's - all survived the fall unharmed. A surprisingly high number of older games ended up near my head, perhaps hinting that they should be played again sometime during this century.


I give it a solid 7.0 for presentation, 8.0 for style, but only a 3 as I survived the twisted metal carnage.


The villain of this story in living color.


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About ikiryouone of us since 6:08 AM on 05.02.2007

About Moi:

The funkily-spelled term 'ikiryou', per Wiki, 'refers to a spirit that leaves the body of a living person and subsequently haunts other people or places, sometimes across great distances'. Now replace the word "haunts" with "annoys". I like more game types than I can think to post here, which makes for an awful backlog of epic proportions. The picture below is a poorly 'shopped representation of me holding my backlog list.



I've been gaming since Defender was only available in an arcade. The first video game I can remember playing (non-arcade) was a Defender clone on some sort of godawful Tandy computer. It could've been a Trash-80, I'm unsure since it was middle school. Then my parental units bought me several LED/LCD-based handheld/tabletop games (Pac-Man and Zaxxon) which were totally not actual video games.

Around the same time I discovered goth/heavy metal/thrash/new wave music, which I thought my parents considered a loud tool of Satan(!). So I naturally consumed it like tasty unrefined Red Lyrium and turned into a frothy-mouthed red demon or something.

I am currently demoniacally possessed by an Xbox, PS2, PS3, Xbox360, a PSP(slim, CFW 6.61), a pearl-white DS Slim, a Vita, and the New 3DS XL...and an ungodly backlog which I've *totally never mentioned before* in this profile.




WiiU: necrovelveteyez
Gamertag: MatsugoNoMizu (my XBL Gold account hath expired...bummer)

My Rotating Playlist for 2016>>>

WiiU: Xenoblade Chronicles X
Vita>> Oreshika: Tainted Bloodlines, Hyperdimension Neptunia Rebirth 2, Phantasy Star Nova, Freedom Wars, Soul Sacrifice Delta
3DS>> Monster Hunter 4U, Shin Megami Tensei IV, Xenoblade Chronicles
PS3>> MGSV (FOB nonsense), EX Troopers (Lost Planet)
Xbox>> Far Cry 4, GTAV (yes, still)

Favorite Music: Black Sabbath, Iron Maiden, Fever Ray/The Knife, Nine Inch Nails, The Cure, Sisters of Mercy, Metallica, Austra, Myrkur...seriously, you should be working on your backlog instead of reading this shite.

Person 5 Yusuke Kitagawa (persona: Goemon) GIFS (created using MPLAYER/ImageMagick/GIMP/command line)











Xbox LIVE:MatsugoNoMizu
PSN ID:matsugo_no_mizu


 

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