It was a day like any other, but suddenly a scream. 'What's that, is someone being murdered?' you pondered. But no, it was me. I finally saw the fulfilling of the prophecy. The enlightenment to my destiny. Paper Mario for the N64, now available for the Virtual Console!
I creamed in my pants, yes. You, yes you. Got Wii, got Wiipoints, perhaps one-thousand of them?! Yes! Wonderful! Now buy Paper Mario, buy it, don't worry, i'll wait right here! Yes, that's it, just a few clicks! Oh yeah!
Don't buy this game if you dislike:
Or a combination of the above.
DO buy this game:
-If you like Paper, Mario, RPGs and a combination thereof.
Buy. It. Now. Buy it!
Look in his eyes, don't say no! Embrace it! Embrace your destiny!