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Speech Fighter

Street Fighter Cast seen here is a horrifying portrayal. After more than twenty years of game appearances, the cast of the acclaimed Capcom gaming staple Street Fighter have decided they've had enough of their sh...

 
 
 

5 Things That Should Be Animes

After learning Joss Whedon's Dollhouse was canceled, which I did enjoy despite my previous blog, I started wondering how the show could have been more of a success. My first answer: naked Eliza Dushku. Realizing that probably won't happen a...

 
 
 

Down the Tubes: The Luigi Story

Luigi, the globally recognized Italian plumber and younger brother of the more well-known Mario, was arrested last night for possession of narcotics. The Toad Police Squad has not yet confirmed what type of drugs Luigi was caught u...

 
 
 

O.M.G. E.G.M.

So today I got a magazine in the mail and I'm a little confused. Now if this were about 7 months ago while I was still subscribed to both EGM and Game Informer, it wouldn't have been a big deal. However, my subscription to Game Informer has...

 
 
 

2D or not 2D

A lot of people think graphics are a very important element of games. And I don't disagree. I believe graphics should be as crisp and beautiful and push the console to its limit. But we've reached the point where outstanding graphics have...

 
 
 

You Know What Game Had Awesome Music?

Tetris Attack. I have this game for the SNES and my brothers and I still play the hell out of it. And every time I play it I find myself humming the music long after I play. I'm not sure how many people actually remember this game or h...

 
 
 

Dance, Dance Dragonball Evolution

So....shit. [fair spoiler warning for all...if you care.] OK, let's do this. First, let me just say that I am a gigantic fan of DBZ. I know a lot of people find it childish and boring and long and yeah, yeah. I know and I agree. The sho...

 
 
 

Deadliest Warrior = Great. Effing. TV.

Just wanted to quick post about this new show on Spike called The Deadliest Warrior. If you haven't seen it, definitely check it out, because this show is the tits. Basically the show is about pitting two historical "warriors" against ...

 
 
 

Dear Hollywood, Leave Video Games Alone.

[FTS NOTE: Ok, so god damn fucking AD at the top of the page, which doesnt show in the pic, keeps expanding every time I roll over and I just wanted to mention how fucking irritating that is.] [unless this is what is meant by a video game...

 
 
 

JRPG? More like SuckRPG.

Alright, so that title may be a bit disingenuous, but I'm a blogger on a gamer website, so I'm pretty sure being an insensitive biased prick is mandatory. Besides, anyone that finds that title offensive is dumber than a bag of hammers. T...

 
 
 
 

What Ever Happened to Nintendo?

Nintendo...what happened to you? You used to be cool. You used to be fun. You used to be this. Now you don't even get a port of SFIV. Now, you don't even release any good fighting games. Now...now you're releasing games called Let's Tap a...

 
 
 
 

WhEdon YOu SilLy BitCh!

I love Joss Whedon. Buffy was sex and vampires and sex and Sarah Michelle Gellar and sex. Angel was Alex Denisof being a fucking bad-ass while David Boreanaz was a puppet. So it was also good. And if you've never seen/heard/pleasured your...

 
 
 

Why Anime Sucks

After posting my bloggg about Toonami and the glory that was, I started thinking about Anime and how awesome it was in the 90s. Actually...a lot of stuff was awesome in the 90's. Like Nickelodeon. But that's another story and will probabl...

 
 
 

Rawr Wars: Prologue

OK, so recently on my other blog I made post about Playstation after discovering this video on Destructoid. I forget who on here posted it, and apologize to whoever you are. Any fellower Onion reader is a fellow winner. Anyhoo, after w...

 
 
 

Toonami

So as I was ending my previous post about Xenogears, I was tempted to write "See you Space Cowboy..." for my last sentence. And in that moment, my brain came to a blinding halt, freezing my fingers and leaving me half-dead in front of my ...

 
 
 

Xenogears vs. Final Fantasy VII

Recently, I started replaying one of my all time favorite RPGs, Xenogears. After trudging the through the first few hours of the game (fuck that cave and its stupid switches), I was soon sprinting through the story and gameplay. However, ...

 
 

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GREGATRON. half man, half machine, half champion...all American.




Interests. wall ball, throwing knives into heaven, Guitar Heroing, training to be a Ninja Warrior, bagels, fighting russell crowe, learning a perfect new zealand accent, finding a way to stop department stores, outrunning cheetahs, being an active member in the Steve Zissou Life Aquatic Society, becoming a jedi, having a real-life montage,resurrecting Saturday morning cartoons, giant robots, writing to destroy, david carradine