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About goodgamer77one of us since 12:49 PM on 07.27.2007

I've had the same username since AOL 1.0 (though I ditched AOL a long time ago).

I like to play games that are fun and I own few of those (because I'm a poor father/husband guy).

I like penguins, and own a blue one (stuffed, not live). (To clarify stuffed like a doll, not a taxidermy job).

And I like parentheses. (See, told you).

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