As I said, as of late my time management skills have been completely shit. Yesterday in some weird effort to pump it out, I threw up a Dead Rising review...a very unpolished as far as grammar is concerned review of a 4 year old game. Thus, ...

Spoiler Warning: Even though this game is older than dirt I felt I should warn you. Some things about the first Dead Rising's ending are revealed herein. If you don't care keep reading. Being a late bloomer to the whole Xbox dealy, I've go...

I've wanted to write something for a while now. I have a million ideas, but I really hate the fact that I amso good at procrastination. Hell I don't really even think out any of these, I just start writing and when I finish.....I'm finished...

I wasn't sure if I was suppposed to do this or Crime Minister since I believe he's busy, but the 360 FNF Crew are doing a Communicast Recording in about 2 and a half hours. It'll be Steezy, Corduroy Turtle, Andy Dixon, knutaf, Occams Elec...

It's a Friday, I'm wide awake after 5 hours sleep. Need my caffeeine...... What'dya mean I should be more peppy? Halo: Reach....Halo: Reach? OH SHIT HALOEZ REEEECHHHHHH. The most popular game on anyone's Xbox 360 console right now is Halo:...

Halo: Reach drops tomorrow. I'm pretty excited. However had you asked me no more than 3 years ago if I'd have given two rat shits of a turd about the Halo franchise, I would have laughed in your face. Then I would have punched it because cl...

Destructoid, We are gathered here today to celebrate the life of our to-be-departed brother Halo 3. He has served us well over the last 3 years, be it Warthogs, Brute Shots, Stickies and the ever popular Teabaggin' you have never failed ...

Banner created by Danmartigan Hey guys, I was just recently reminded in the forums that over this Labour Day Weekend, Gears Of War 2 will be offering 25x the normal XP rate! For those that missed out on leveling up on Gears 2's multiplaye...

For a pop-culture junkie loudmouth (Quentin Tarantino?) such as myself, I've noticed that while movie watching can turn into Mystery Science Theater like riff marathons that only 5 people on this earth will get I've noticed that the use o...

There's been alot of talk about Mazmar as of late. He has infact become sort of a cultural icon 'round these parts. However I'd like to take a brief look at the actor whose portrayed Mazmar through the 5 Chronicles Of Mazmar films, Clintmel...

Hey guys. Gearing "ho ho ho" up for another Friday Night Fight on as Sexual Chocolate so eloquently puts it, the eckwsbawks 3 seezy? We got the answer, right here....in this very blog, and stuffs. I'd like to thank Char for hooking me up ...

The Year? 1989. The place? Southern Ontario. The person? 8 year old me. After moving from the bitter cold of Northern Manitoba, Ontario seemed like a wonderland. Gone was the 7 inches of snow. Here was Satellite Television. And best of all?...

Here, right here is a collection of random video game thoughts sprinkled with a few fun things about things not pertaining to video games to promote, life, laughter and love. Basically a collection of shit, not worth working into full blog...

I'm doing a good job at avoiding Gears Of War 2. Last night Occams and I brought the Mad Gears to their knees in Final Fight: Double Impact in between sessions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 1989 Arcade in which I mistakenly sent Andy Dixo...

[Disclaimer: This is meant to be satirical. It should be apparent once you read but for the up-tight this is here for that purpose, laughs. Also the use of the term gay is done so to point out how stupid it is to call everything gay. I am n...

Sorry I'm late on this. Whenever I jump from Destructoid's Toilet Edition on my iPod Touch to my crappy PC, the difference is noticable. For instance, I set out to start this at 4:00pm and I'm writing this first paragraph at 4:30pm. Shitty ...

Let me say that firstly, I don't have children. I have a cat. Nowhere near the same level of care needed. I do have a best friend though, and in all honesty my best friend is a personal hero of mine. He didn't do anything heroic on a leve...

...that which has become tradition, the XBOX 1440 Friday Night Fights. Only on Destructoid.com - Me in the year 2035 Hey guys, gals...well mostly guys. Tonight as hopefully usually we'll be having some Friday Night Fight destrucity as we c...

[I was playing with the idea of sharing some music with you guys. As we all know AlphaDeus has returned and shared some of his music lately which I never commented on but loved the Friday The 13th and Deadly Premonition homages. Difference ...

All The Convenience, None Of The Hassle by Newell Laidlaw After a 15 years of development the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device or as it's known throughout it's parent company through the acronyms ASHPD or Portal Device has finally h...

That's right, brackets within brackets. Stylish. Tonight I'm having a gathering of friends. Just a few close ones and well the XBox 360 shall be doing some travelling to a Plasma T.V. which in itself shall make tonight even more Awesome-O. ...

Everyone's doing it! Why not you? I'm sure this isn't my first what the hell am I playing blog. I talk about what I'm playing in almost every blog I post but I'm thinking this will be the blog where I talk about every single game with a few...

XBLA vs. PSN Multiplayer Co-Operativity Maybe it's the nature of the game really, but I've found more random strangers prepared to sit down with me on the PlayStation Network than I have on XBox Live. I'm just making a random observation...

It's been a while! How YOU Doin'? Sorry Destructoid, the reason I've been neglecting you is because of the X-Box 360. However lately, through faults of my own and through sheer greed I've wanted to throw my 360 out the window. So as a f...

Just thought that if you read this, have games I play and want to be friends on DA LIVE, you can send me a request, or maybe I'll send you one. The gamertag is garethxxgod After a while you can only hear "coming to XBLA tomorrow, PSN in t...

I was going to actually break a law here on the Destructoid and write two blogs in one day but my time is running out so I'll have to just post this. It's fair to say it's been a busy little while. I manned my position in retail hell once a...

This blog isn't revolutionary.....yet. It will be, with all your help. I'm gonna lay out a blog post here. Sure the idea isn't revolutionary but neither was mrandydixon's list blog but it caught like fire and now they're building a statue o...

As I hurl my herculean physique into the void of online list blogs and forever doom my soul to an eternity of talking about lists, let me post some amazing lists that rate on the list-o-meter of important things of all time. Let me welcome ...

Today I'm gonna wrap up my thoughts on Grand Theft Auto within the guise of a Review for the recently released on PS3 "Grand Theft Auto: Episodes From Liberty City". For those not in the know either because you just don't care about Grand T...

This has been a long time coming. I'll say it now, I'm a fan of the Grand Theft Auto series. It's a rare thing now to see people (especially here on Destructoid) admit they are infact fans of this series. Much like the Halo's and Modern W...