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LONG BLOG

Top 10 fetishes of all time!

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Everyone has a fetish, albeit with varying levels of extremity and fluids. Sometimes it’s a type of person, an object, a situation or just a feeling. But we all have one. Well I have 10 of ‘em! Of all time!

So here’s my top 10, totally serious, not at all written for a joke list of fetishes. I also dedicate this blog to Dreamweaver and sonic429. You sick fucks. ;)

10. Dtoid (specifically Hamza)

If you don’t have a fetish for this hot piece of ass, then what is wrong with you?!




9. Yaoi
Yaoi (not to be confused with the other Yaoi) is the sexual attraction to Yaoi Guai’s (totally correct spelling). Yaoi Guai's have it all. A bit of fur to stroke as I ponder the future, strength to protect me from all aggressors and big strong paws to jerk me off with vigor. Truly the all in one pleasure machine.




8. Bathrobes
It’s not so much the robes themselves (though I’d never say no to a baby blue robe and a glass of champagne) but the insinuation that the person is wearing JUST the robe. Nothing else.
 
Hawt.
 


7. Peering into people’s heads
I’ve been doing this for years, with a wide variety of people and it’s been consistently enjoyable. There is nothing better than using the tools at your disposal and a little ingenuity and force to peer into someone’s head and saviour the beauty that resides inside.




6. Tsundere’s
Now this is actually not so much a joke. I find tsundere character’s pretty interesting. The whole ‘cold but gradually open up and become welcoming’ angle works for me. Much better than other anime tropes



5. Actirasty (AKA attraction to sun rays)
You know what I’m about to do.
Praise the sun!
 


4. Sonic Fan-fiction
In the year 1991AD, our lord delivered unto us our saviour, Sonic. With his birth an age of wonder began, filled with platforming perfection and words that are now rendered immortal and a code that we should live by. ‘Gotta go fast’. Alas our lord has gone into hiding, cast out by the heretical scum of the Mario pagans and the failing of his own father, hallowed be his name. But we, his beloved and maligned children, have carried on his legacy, with our writings, theological discussions into his past and possible (sexy) futures and, of course, our bountiful images that do not do our master justice.
 
We are his offspring. We carry his legacy on, in all of us, we carry a piece of Sonic.
Sonic is love. Sonic is life.
 



3. Millions of crawling spiders inside bosoms
I never knew I wanted this. But the many musings of a certain community member who shall not be named have awakened in me a wish. That wish is spiders.
Millions and millions of spiders. Just barely kept back by skin stretched thin by the bulging mass of legs and eyes. Thin, milky white cords of silk interweave like tendons, straining to keep back the flood within two sacks of a buxom maiden, filled with her beautiful children.
Truly, this is the American Dream.




2. DP
I love DP.




1. Naoto Shirogane

What is there to say? The embodiment of perfection. She is what we all try to measure up to and none of us come even close. Perfection, personified.


So that's my (totally legit) top 10 fetishes. What are yours? I know you have one, you naughty boy/girl/sonic429. Share with me your secrets!

- Dat Naoto doe.


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About gajknightone of us since 11:59 AM on 06.24.2013

I play games, watch movies, eat loads of pizza, drink loads of Dr Pepper and comment far too much on this site.

Graduated from University, hoping to become a Clinical Psychologist. And recover from debt. But a Psychologist first.

A Playstation fan (NOT FANBOY!) but I have a soft spot for the Mega Drive.

Chiptune music is my passion, Mega Drive being my favourite. Operatic and classical are very close seconds.

Kingdom Hearts is the best series ever. I will fight you if you disagree!

Anyway, enough about me. Here's Hitler-kun!


Also thanks to Fenrif for this masterpiece!


Extreme thanks to Robertoplankton for this image!


Massive kudos to DangusTargus for this 8-bit GajKnight!

Thanks to Jinx 01 for the banner!

Current blogs and series:

-Genesis Retrospective
Elemental Master
Altered Beast
Michael Jackson's Moonwalker

-Standalone blogs
Top 10 fetishes of all time
Top 10 chiptunes!
10 Things about GajKnight!
My Favourite game: Kingdom Hearts 2
Top 10 games of 2014
My top 9 Dtoider's...and a few more.
My AMA
BEST FAILBLOG EVER!!!
Better with Age: A journey worth retaking

Add me, if you want, I d-don't care, BAKA!

PSN: gaj76
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