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More Than Just Noise: Happy Garland Blues

Steambot Chronicles is, without a doubt, my favourite game of all time. In the many years I have spent gaming, I have never played a game quite as massive in scope or rich in detail. The game serves as a window into a massive, living world...

 
 
 

Metal Gear Solid 1 Spark Notes

This started as a thing on the forums, but I figured it was funny enough to deserve a cblog of its own. I hope you enjoy reading it as much as I did writing it. So there's this guy who's a clone of this other guy (but he doesn't know he's ...

 
 
 

Secret code uncovered

Apparently, if you read the first letter of every sentence in the last two paragraphs of my last post, you'll uncover a secret message from an ancient civilization or something. Check it out.

 
 
 

Why Bioshock 2 is the worst game this year.

I am totally and utterly bewildered as to why 2k would want to make a second Bioshock. The first game was near perfect, one of the best games ever made. The story was concluded masterfully, there were no loose ends, and there were some amaz...

 
 
 

Another Reason Fanboys are Like Fundamentalists

Jim Sterling's latest article got me thinking, and I think he missed one key point in his comparison between fundamentalists and fanboys: They are arguing about two things that are fundamentally identical For a very long time, Muslims, Je...

 
 
 

Love/Hate: Horror

I'm a big fan of horror games, because they are genre that works fine in film, but simply works a hundred times better in interactive form. I can say with certainty that no movie will ever be able to scare me the way Fatal Frame 2 has, and ...

 
 
 

Metacritic is Wrong

In all my years of playing games, I've read a lot of reviews. Some of them I agree with, some of them I don't. One thing that really annoys me is that review score agregators like metacritic don't really represent a game's quality. I have r...

 
 
 

The Memory Stick Investigative Journalism

A likely shoddy ripoff of a popular Destructoid series. I'm a new arrival at Destructoid, and as such I am still getting acclimated to the site. I've been reading a lot of articles on the site to get up to speed, and I've found that one ...

 
 
 

Sonic And the Black Knight Review

I wrote this review a while back but never published it anywhere. I figure it's about time I show it to some people. Let me know what you think of it. To say that I wasn't expecting much out of Sonic and the Black Knight is an understate...

 
 
 

Teaching Our kids All the Right Things

It seems every other day there's a concerned mother off on a tangent about how this or that game is corrupting todays youth. As long as games have been made for someone other than two year olds, someone's been around to complain. These days...

 
 
 

sucky post deleted, author hangs head in shame

This post sucked. You may all berate me for how much it sucked in the comments, if you want. In the future, this blog will be less about suck, and more about artistic criticism of games. to make up for it I have an awesome blog from my 1up ...

 
 

About g-offone of us since 12:04 PM on 11.17.2009

Features Editor of Hardcore Gamer now. You can read my stuff there.