This is the most important thing you'll read all day, obviously.
In roughly 9 days, the world will split open, and the KFC Double Down Cheesy Bacon Orgasm Sandwich will emerge as your new king.
Brad will be glad to know it's only 540 calories 32 grams of fat, and 1380mg of sodium, with numbers like that, it's GOTTA be healthy. Look at all that science.
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