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The Latest Jimquisition Rages My Pages...

You cannot appreciate what we have now until you understand where they came from. I consider myself a "retro gamer", and I'll tell you why "retro gamers" shouldn't fuck off. Because at the end of the day, THEY'RE the ones making the fucki...

 
 
 
 

The Great American Game Collection

What do you do with a degree in English and a growing collection of videogames? Not vastly growing, or unreasonably meek-- the sort of collection a Foodie would have of coffee beans might be the more apropos descriptor. That being said, h...

 
 
 
 

Those About to Die: The Sim Citians

"Like dominoes," you chortle, slyly switching off the DISASTER toggle in the options menu of Sim City 3000. Now, in one sweeping glorious moment all of those belly-aching citizens will now know how horrible life can be when their mayor (an...

 
 
 

Adventures in Babysitting!

So my boss is a pedophile. I suspect it at least, but not without a growing number of hints in his behavior. You see, as a worker in video game retail he has much exposure to small children. Made even worse is the fact that, suprise, the...

 
 
 

Blog revamp

So I've revamped some things (disastrously apparent if you've read the headline) because I hope to do some things with this blog. It's either reviews, faux plays, or analytical diatribes. We'll see in the coming winters.

 
 
 

Another Bang! Bang! Rating! for Kicks MAN!!

For Kicks indeed. Tonights ratings will be all about the world of video game kicks. starting with... Double Dragon: If I sat Joe P. Random in front of a game of Double Dragon on the NES (and if he knew the controls) I guarantee to you...

 
 
 
 

Bang! Bang! Rating! Health Pickups

Health Pickups (GTA): We all know the Red Cross sign. See it on the battlefield, GTA, or where ever, run over it, voila you sir, are healed. No leeches or recuperation time for you. No need to bog yourself down in the details of your...

 
 
 

My First Blog Cues the Fanfare

They say that in order to be a prolific video-games journalist, you must first be prolific. Well I'll become prolific when I am good and dead and so that just leaves me with quasi-sophisticated rants on gaming haberdashery. I don't really...

 
 

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